ehren37 Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'm always a little amused by Seamus creating a Belle from a corpse marker generated by a dead male character (or non-human). I imagine him lugging around a bunch of cantaloupes, wigs made from mops and a comically oversized tube of lipstick. Also the thought process of someone who just saw their buddy killed by Seamus, reanimated as an undead hooker right in front of them, and thinks "Hey... Todd/Moleman Pete is looking GOOOOOD now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cats Laughing Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 On Order of the Governor's Secretary... I love saying that. I swear I hear this line in Mike(of Malifools)'s voice everytime I read it and it just cracks me up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconrider Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Funniest attack would have to be the Whiskey Golem's Barrel to the Face! Funniest tactical action and trigger defiantly Fuhatsu's Madman with a Gatling Gun and Fools! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagisman Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 All I can think of when I see the "Just Like You!" action on the malifaux child is Syndrome from the Incredibles. On Sebastian I want to know what Bloody Harvest is, because a name like that I can only imagining him chopping up everything in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knghtpiper Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Sue, because they had to get a Johnny Cash reference. It is the actions that make it though, the Prison Pistols, tread the line, the man in black, and Circle of Fire, it makes me smile and laugh when I read that card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I just find it amusing dead hookers are sexier then the like 7 other living versions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetid Strumpet Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 They try harder. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 They try harder. Hahaahha, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekboy Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I'm always a little amused by Seamus creating a Belle from a corpse marker generated by a dead male character (or non-human). I imagine him lugging around a bunch of cantaloupes, wigs made from mops and a comically oversized tube of lipstick. Also the thought process of someone who just saw their buddy killed by Seamus, reanimated as an undead hooker right in front of them, and thinks "Hey... Todd/Moleman Pete is looking GOOOOOD now!" I remember a game from first edition which was Nicodem vs Seamus. We joked that Nicodem kept summoning mindless zombies, then Seamus just spun them around, gave them a dress and some lipstick and sent them on their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uktena Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 New entry: Ma Tucket's (0) Flip Table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossandswitch Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 My Ramos got Sybelle'd by Jondoe297... He blew up... Stupid controlled detonation... Actually it was rather hilarious. I also quite like Kang's Whomping Shovel and the accompanying trigger Good Whomping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Math Mathonwy Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 What does fear itself fear? A Penanggalan's worst enemy number one is a drunken gremlin who kicks her arse utterly and completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastershake Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 An enemy Lucius with the Legalese upgrade is a friendly model for the purposes of Abuela's Wheel me Closer rule, so he could he could totally push her off a cliff which seems very in character. Gremlin Lure and the Didn't Need to See That trigger still take top billing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matttt24 Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 You remind me of the babe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cats Laughing Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 You remind me of the babe What babe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Vening Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 What babe? The babe with the power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alviaran Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 On Order of the Governor's Secretary... I love saying that. Yeah, that's my favorite. It is just one of those little things that seems to fit the character in question so well. You know he'd love any abuse of power he can get. I think my second has to be the "You're drunk, go home" trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorschlag Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 1.5 moment (not a model or a rule) Gremlin fires at a corphee duet, flips / cheats a 13 of rams to hit (triggering - dumb luck) damage flips a red joker and then a severe. I dub thy fragmented corpse Corphee Killer Jones. The same miniature has had a lingering following and a number of amusing situations unfold around him since, including Lynch blowing his own face off when he used Malifaux Roulette and pulled the last card from my hand (a black joker) which then killed him off when he had no stones left. He hasn't caused the same level of madness in 2.00 but is still known and feared through out the bayou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorschlag Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 What babe? The babe with the power. Ever since this was introduced I've been hassled to create a Jareth model and crew. I suppose the Rooster Riders are an easy concept for the goblin cavalry (can't find a name for them) the piggapult is clearly big birtha (the goblin cannon) and the tanked out goblin with the machine gun (again no name) is Burt. Sorry to have gone off topic...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 An enemy Lucius with the Legalese upgrade is a friendly model for the purposes of Abuela's Wheel me Closer rule, so he could he could totally push her off a cliff which seems very in character. Hahahhaha, that's great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonshine Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I like Taelor's "Welcome to Malifaux" ability, it always reminds me of Will Smith in Independence Day: "Welcome to Urf!" *whack* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargas79 Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'll never forget the time a teddy tossed my flesh construct 10" ...probably not the intention of this thread but it thoroughly amused me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicodemic Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 "Carrion away" on the vulture, best pun ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropolous Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 "Carrion away" on the vulture, best pun ever. I see your "carrion away" and raise you an "ABBRA-CADAVER" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borzag Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 The babe with the power. What power? On topic.... Hugs & Squeezes from Lenny. Just because this is now how I picture Lenny sounding: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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