Nef Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Happy Friday Wyrdos! This Sunday many young children will be hunting for eggs, but in the Other Side the egg will be hunting for you! That is because we are previewing the Egg Clutch of the Gibbering Hordes! What can be said about a pile of eggs? The Gibbering Hordes reproduce almost exclusively through the laying of eggs, and since their appearance on Earth, more and more of these Egg Clutches are being discovered in the dark and damp places of the world. Which species an egg will hatch into is a mystery that humans have yet to unravel, though the odds tend to favor Karkinoi or Crawlers, as the former lay a high number of eggs and the later are simply very numerous. The fact that many eggs end up as food for other species is one of the few things that have kept the numbers of the Hordes at least somewhat in check back on Malifaux. On the table, Egg Clutches don’t do much. Despite this, they are still quite useful. They are able to come back into play when killed via Endless Numbers, and they make an excellent target for Survival of the Fittest. When they are no longer needed for support, they can hatch and become another hungry creature in the Hordes’ forces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 What an Egg-citing Easter Egg-travaganza! This model is no yolk, so you better be walking on eggshells around them! Ok, I'm done... I think this week has just made me... crack. (seriously, I'm done before someone takes my keyboard away.) 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaphoricDragn Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Kimberly said: What an Egg-citing Easter Egg-travaganza! This model is no yolk, so you better be walking on eggshells around them! Ok, I'm done... I think this week has just made me... crack. (seriously, I'm done before someone takes my keyboard away.) This is an eggscellent comment 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhallan42nd Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Egg jokes are certainly fertile territory. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzrak Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Kimberly said: What an Egg-citing Easter Egg-travaganza! This model is no yolk, so you better be walking on eggshells around them! Ok, I'm done... I think this week has just made me... crack. (seriously, I'm done before someone takes my keyboard away.) Egg Jolks! You "Beat" me to the punch! That's Eggs-actly what I was thinking! I guess I have to Hatch something more original... maybe I'll go read the flavor text again, to try and Spawn something witty... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAYNE Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 This thread is eggs-crutiating... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaphoricDragn Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, valhallan42nd said: Egg jokes are certainly fertile territory. Eh, they are not always what they are Cracked up to be, But it is always good to look at The Sunny Side Up of life, or you'll soon find yourself Fried or Scrambled 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haagrum Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 These are sure to shell out fast! Gibbering Hordes players of all varieties should scramble for these eggs, poach-haste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 What is it about TOS previews and bad puns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaclaws01 Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 35 minutes ago, Rathnard said: What is it about TOS previews and bad puns? It's tradition 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall78 Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 On 3/31/2018 at 9:02 AM, Rathnard said: What is it about TOS previews and bad puns? All previews get puns as a certain somebody doesn't like them :p BTW you guys stole all the good puns so I am yoking out of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 On 3/31/2018 at 11:02 AM, Rathnard said: What is it about TOS previews and bad puns? I try to make it for every preview, but TOS is the most reliable. I'm seeing how long I can go before someone breaks... #prayforme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Wallace Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Kimberly said: I try to make it for every preview, but TOS is the most reliable. I'm seeing how long I can go before someone breaks... #prayforme. You've got egg on your face now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adran Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Kimberly said: I try to make it for every preview, but TOS is the most reliable. I'm seeing how long I can go before someone breaks... #prayforme. I thought she was clutching at straws, but instead it seems she is hatching something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retnab Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 If this keeps up all shell will break loose, but I have a feeling it won't be overeasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidicide Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Aaron approves of this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oistene Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'll be playing (probably) Burning Man as my main, but damn, Gibbering Hordes will be the most fun to paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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