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About Mike Wallace

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  • Birthday July 20

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    Alberta, Canada
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    Fiction, Games, Necromancy, Writing.

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  1. Mike Wallace

    My First Game

    Brought DCR to my Monday game night and convinced the guys to crack it open. We started out with three players, but brought in a fourth when he showed up late. We had a few hiccups (like accidentally putting West Challenges in the South Region) but we managed to pull it together and I was elected to jump into Darkness, after scoring the Moon's Blessing and some other key items. It was a narrow race, because the Sun had already moved about half-way down Darkness' body when I got inside, and one of my companions failed a Challenge, resulting in 6-7 Corruption Tokens getting destroyed to move the Sun an equal number of steps. We were literally 1 step away from losing the Sun to the Rattle when my companions moved me two spaces and I completed the final challenge. 10/10 great game, but definitely not one that you play casually until everyone at the table is aware of the rules.
  2. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - Undercover Agent

    McCabe will be shocked when his horse splits in half and runs in two separate directions.
  3. Mike Wallace

    Favourite Malifaux Stories

    One of my personal favorites is "The Dead Man's Ball" by Christopher Gorham. I love his depiction of the Resurrectionist faction as less of a cult or organization, and more like a vastly extended family of powerful yet jaded aristocrats, who will happily welcome anyone who proves to be part of the family, but are otherwise content to scheme and plot and rave against one another.
  4. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - Newsies

    All the news that's [Guild approved] to print!
  5. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - Hucksters

    Just between you, me and the mature audiences only, that snakeoil salesgirl is fiiiine.
  6. Mike Wallace

    Welcoming Our Newest Game Designer!

    Wait a minute, what did he do before? Office Mascot?
  7. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - Mystery Monkey Mischief

    But why an orangutan? They're the "Dude" Lebowski of the Great Ape Kingdom! You monsters!
  8. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - Mysterious Gentlemen

    The executives behind Malifaux's fastest-growing fast-food chain, Mortimer's Meat Farm! Come taste the cadver-iffic flavor of our new Cryptburger! Mm, you can really taste that Two-Hour Law Freshness! A Job's a Job, always at Mortimer's! Warning Mortimer's Meat Farm is not Guild-approved nor fit for human consumption. If swallowed consult a mortician. Side-effects include choking, indigestion, paralysis of the loins, the condition known as Hot Dog Fingers, seeing the dead, sudden tail growth, spontaneous combustion, leaky orifices, Neverborn worship, tetanus, kuru, dyslexia, aphasia, constipation, uncontrollable laughter, toenail fungus and tongue warts. Offer limited while supplies last. Not applicable to Gremlins, the French, Alaska or Hawaii. Our lawyers made us say this. Don't laugh at my bald spot.
  9. Mike Wallace

    Friday Preview - Stalking Portals

    Just remember to not put your Stalking Portals into a Bashful Suitcase. They will explode and file a restraining order.
  10. Mike Wallace

    How would you like your Chronicles?

    I wonder if they'd consider doing both; a Blog to post whatever whenever, and every two months they compile the articles (or just the best ones) into a .pdf?
  11. Mike Wallace

    How would you like your Chronicles?

    Which would make your job easier, Kyle?
  12. Mike Wallace

    Carry on My Ten Thunders Son

    I've got that stupid song stuck in my head now. What? Who's leaving? Lindsey? She left months ago. Yeah, I miss her too. Don't you cry no more... DANGIT.
  13. Mike Wallace

    Alt Lazarus Arrives!

    Dude, that McMourning model. Sinister.
  14. Mike Wallace

    Monday Preview - A Mysterious Surprise

    Aaron's weekend trip to Gatorworld photos!
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