micahwc Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) Just for fun I thought about starting a paranoid conspiracy theory thread regarding Wyrd Miniatures. I'll start. 1: Justin, Mack, Eric, and all the other "top hats" have alternate accounts on the forum where they start flame wars and violent discussion on the beta rules. They do this for sick pleasure. Any others? EDITED TO REMOVE TERRIBLE REVELATION Edited September 3, 2013 by Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Shine Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) My God.... Justin is benevolent and tolerant of all opinions. Edited September 3, 2013 by Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornelious1424 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) I say we start a bake sale for our beloved overlord. :-P Edited September 3, 2013 by Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orboros Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 All the minions in the new plastic boxes have 3 different sculpts. Half Life 3 confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidicide Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 After meeting Justin at GenCon, I finally realized what I was dealing with by posting on the forum. Thus, you will not see a negative word from me. ...we love you, Justin... ...please don't hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 There is no Mack Martin. What you see is just a highly advanced robot suit designed to look like a human that Justin wears. Anytime you see Justin and Mack in the same place at the same time, its just Justin's butler wearing the Mack suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matney X Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 All the 3D models for the new sculpts are bootlegged through TurboSquid to support the top-hats' in-house Pokemon CCG addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 There is no Mack Martin. What you see is just a highly advanced robot suit designed to look like a human that Justin wears. Anytime you see Justin and Mack in the same place at the same time, its just Justin's butler wearing the Mack suit. I heard that when you're looking at Eric J, you're only seeing a single three dimensional cross section of him, which is why he seems to change shape constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Monkey Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 I heard from a guy who know this fellow that all 1.5 models are made out of a slightly radioactive material whos half life is coming up...... that is why the sudden push to make you buy plastic before all the old models shrink..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomax Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 I've been told that the wyrd forums are actually an alien conspiracy to eradicate productivity during the work week, with the end result of society crashing to a complete halt, causing the Earth to become easy to conquer with the mere promise of incoming models or edition changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshea Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 The new plastics are people. Also Justin confirmed for destroying evidence related to McMourning's illicit activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteAccount Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 I heard they were just a bunch of dorks that wanted to do miniatures. AND THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spifferson Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 I heard from a guy who know this fellow that all 1.5 models are made out of a slightly radioactive material whos half life is coming up...... that is why the sudden push to make you buy plastic before all the old models shrink..... HA! As someone who played the old MC/Warzone table top wargame and its fantasy 'brother" Chronopia. The possibility of deterioration in models is a very real thing. Many of the Chronopia miniatures and less of the warzone range are showing signs of "lead-rot" due to cheaper alloys being used or improper mixtures. Keep in mind these minis are 15-20 years old. However I believe you are onto something. My guess is that wyrd used ground baby teeth as filler in there metal models to keep costs down and now the arsenic from the lead is eating away at the baby teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowopal Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 There is no Mack Martin. What you see is just a highly advanced robot suit designed to look like a human that Justin wears. Anytime you see Justin and Mack in the same place at the same time, its just Justin's butler wearing the Mack suit. This one is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cats Laughing Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 After meeting Justin at GenCon, I finally realized what I was dealing with by posting on the forum. Thus, you will not see a negative word from me. ...we love you, Justin... ...please don't hurt me. I note the lack of an "edit by Justin" tag to your post that says nothing but nice things about Justin. I surmise that you are in fact Justin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconrider Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Typed wyrd.com into my browser by mistake and it was a very weird website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darios Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Typed wyrd.com into my browser by mistake and it was a very weird website. this one got me repeateedly in the past... Oo I always assumed it was just my own PC trying to freak me out to finally get some rest for its worn out keyboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curropepe Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 typed wyrd.com into my browser by mistake and it was a very weird website. OMG guys we have something here!!! O_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuttlebut Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Seamus shot John Lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahwc Posted September 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 That pic makes me think that Wyrd needs to do a sculpt with a model wearing a tinfoil hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 That pic makes me think that Wyrd needs to do a sculpt with a model wearing a tinfoil hat. Miss Informed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahwc Posted September 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 She should be an alt librarian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jondoe297 Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 sooooooo thanks for that, wyrd.com was slightly distressing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor sanguinis Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 Malifaux Minis are actually conduits for the top hats to feed off our emotions during gameplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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