Tuesday Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 It is time for wild, groundless speculation! Colette Du Bois's real name... is not Colette Du Bois. If I have any evidence for this, it's that as far as I can remember, Black Cyrus never calls her by name in that little fluff chapter. That and it's just such a stage-name-ish name. When people are Disappearing Act'd, they get sent to a holding cell in the Star. The showgirls hate it, but sometimes if the person's nice enough they get to help move sets. Cassandra is the tallest Showgirl. She just is. In a pinch, a Mannequin can be converted to a Coryphee. This saves time whenever one gets destroyed and Ramos is busy, but the Mannequins aren't very good at Sword Dance. They are the donut tires of the construct world. Speculate with me! Evidence/sense is optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 you know you may be onto something with all your ideas there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the imp Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Molly's special forces will include superior undead that are utterly loyal to her due to an addiction to the blood that she continuously vomits. Their craving for blood is so great that they consume the blood of any living victims. The word vampire is never applied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Eric J is in fact a robot with bunny ears and a Sash that says "In Charge" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wodschow Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Eric J is in fact a robot with bunny ears and a Sash that says "In Charge" I heard that elsewhere aswell, so I suppose it must be true! O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNybbles Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Each faction will have exactly one Rider model. Knight Rider (Guild, Construct, Knight Industries Two Thousand, Unique) Dead Rider (Resurrectionist, Construct, Undead, Unique) Mechanical Rider (Arcanist, Construct, Unique) Hooded Rider (Neverborn, Construct, Unique) Freelance Rider (Outcast, Construct, Mercenary, Unique) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Hayzel really is a young Lilith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 The Freelance Rider is going to be ridden by Leveticus, who will have finally taken over the body of Rusty Alyce, in an attempt to fulfill his dreams of becoming a little girl. Colette has a soulstone that contains the soul of Margaret. She talks to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Tuesday plans to steal my Soul stone core Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathjester Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Lady J isnt actually blind, she only wears the blindfold so people are not worried about staring at her incredibly large chesticles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNybbles Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 On this forum I hear the word clown is censored! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrereSebastian Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 C. Hoffman is actually Magneto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuesday Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Tuesday plans to steal my Soul stone core... I dooo. Also: Colette is addicted to soulstone. Half of all the money the Ortegas bring in goes toward Perdita's quinceanera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Alleycat Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Rather then it being a case of imitation,there is a renegade ortega member that is training the goblins to take revenge on his estranged family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sholto Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Rather then it being a case of imitation,there is a renegade ortega member that is training the goblins to take revenge on his estranged family. Oh, I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Hayzel really is a young Lilith Nah, Hayzel's her own self! And she could kick Lilith's butt (if it came down to it). Even Nekima hides behind the sofa when Hayzel prances by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Lady J isnt actually blind, she only wears the blindfold so people are not worried about staring at her incredibly large chesticles! Interesting idea! But i do actually think Lady j ISN'T blind....she probably has some weird eye thing going on (like the judge with half a face missing) and as it would seriously freak out the population, she covers them up with a blindfold. I vote for a pastel purple eye colour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 ... I dooo. I knew it >.< Also Perdita has hair extensions Lord Chompy Bits collects pressed followers The Dreamer is H.P.Lovecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Alleycat Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 The peacekeeper is powered by a very small goblin on a hamster wheel in its chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 The peacekeeper is powered by a very small goblin on a hamster wheel in its chest. That would explain its performance in some of my games recently lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNybbles Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) Zoraida's puppets are attempting to become powerful enough to turn everyone they are based on into Soulstones so they can sell the Soulstones and buy Grind so they can modify the Jacks for when they all play Warmachine together because Warhammer is too expensive for them to get into! Edited March 28, 2011 by MrNybbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 The Judge's face isn't decayed, his jaw fell off after catching a glimpse of Lady J in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoboStele Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Each faction will have exactly one Rider model. Knight Rider (Guild, Construct, Knight Industries Two Thousand, Unique) Dead Rider (Resurrectionist, Construct, Undead, Unique) Mechanical Rider (Arcanist, Construct, Unique) Hooded Rider (Neverborn, Construct, Unique) Freelance Rider (Outcast, Construct, Mercenary, Unique) This is ridiculously full of win. I love it. Almost didn't catch the joke with the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Most characters have a theme. Whether its Willpower (Perdita), Fire (Sonnia), Illusion (Colette), Electricity (Ramos), or Beasts (Marcus). Mortimer also has a theme. Grave soil. Exhume isn't him digging up a body, its him sensing the presence of a corpse nearby, and summoning it to the surface. Fling Dirt isn't him tossing a handful of dirt at monsters and soldiers, its him commanding it, sending it at his foes with the force of a bullet. Yes, Mortimer commands grave soil, and in Malifaux, all soil is grave soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePandaDirector Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Every female in Malifaux is based of an ex-lover of either Nathan or (an important word here) Eric. They are represented exactly like they are in real life, right down to the demon wings and giant sword. The Breach is a small hole in the corner of the Wyrd office, with a toy railway line running around the room. Hamelin was inspired by a plumber Eric sued for malpractice. Lady Justice is the Grand Champion of stick the tail on the donkey. Edgar Ramos is an anagram of Eric Jones. Don't ask me how it works, just accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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