ThePandaDirector Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) My Willie's unique. My Willie's armed with a crowbar to get into hard to breach holes. My Willie can shoot over obstacles. My Willie is blast resistant. My Willie can shoot off multiple blasts to cover a larger radius. My Willie has a short fuse. My Willie leaves a slow burn in its wake My Willie and Mei Feng make a great team. Kang hates it when my Willie calls him Wang. Yamaziko warns Misaki of Willies like mine, it's why they're not allowed to play together. Jakob Lynch is being manipulated by a "Hungering Darkness"; my Willie has a lot of experience with ravenous pits. I always shout Fire in the Hole before my Willie shoots. When my Willie drops his load, people die. People call my Wiillie 'The Wheelbarrow of Doom", but to me he's just plain old Willie. ~La fin. Edited August 16, 2012 by ThePandaDirector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yew Arcane Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 T ishis entertaining. Mind if I post it as a fb status? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePandaDirector Posted August 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 This is entertaining. Mind if I post it as a fb status? DAS IST VERBOTEN! Go ahead =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinocchio Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 You dirty panda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grifonetto Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) Safe for work (although probably unlistenable to anyone under 35)![EDIT: Weird -- I just meant to post the link, but it automatically embeds.] Edited August 16, 2012 by Grifonetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePandaDirector Posted August 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 My Willie doesn't need protection as he always pulls out just in time. My Willie doesn't care which hole he fires in, he'll close it either way. My Willie has a big bang theory of his own. My Willie likes to hang out with Eric and Nathan coz they got wood. My Willie makes Bert's Backwater Pepperbox look like a water pistol. My Willie gets nervous when Bert says he's got his back. When Bert performs Jerk It in base contact with my Willie, he drops his load. Bert thinks he's slippery, but he's not as slippery as my Willie. When Yamaziko uses Invigorate on my Willie, he gets a to the Healing Flip. A Guild Rifleman boasted he can hit two birds, my Willie demolitioned his a$$. Black Joker makes my Willie feel inadequate. Santana says she only sells herself to Henchmen, my Willie says otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 My Willie got Shafted by your Crooked Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonook Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Jakob Lynch is being manipulated by a "Hungering Darkness"; my Willie has a lot of experience with ravenous pits. Died laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 My Willie has a short fuse. How brave of you. Most people would not admit to this problem. *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomax Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 This is my Willie. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Willie is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Willie, without me, is useless. Without my Willie, I am useless. I must fire my Willie true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My Willie and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My Willie is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my Willie clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My Willie and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshea Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 This definitely tops my thread for my war rooster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigkid Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 My willie smells like your mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePandaDirector Posted August 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 My willie smells like your mum Lavender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malersatz Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 My Willie only cost $16 My Willie can have it's movement interupted just to blast The higher I flip the greater the load my Willie drops My Willie gets played with all the time My Willie can shoot even if it can't see you My Willie punches through armor My Willie is smokin' My Willie likes to put on a mask and call itself a gunfighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawfod Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Let be honest... my Willie is auto include. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeusInnomen Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 This entire thread made me go o_O. Nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 It really is a shame we didn't end up with a model named Wang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornelious1424 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 My Willie leaves a slow burn in its wake ~La fin. You should probably get that checked out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomax Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 ---my willie smells like Panda. Where has my willie been exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePandaDirector Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 ---my willie smells like Panda. Where has my willie been exactly? Grabbing life by the ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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