tadaka Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Lord Chompy Bits, freshly re-released in his Nytmare form, decides to have some fun (+5) and smashes the Gun Vik into the ground for fun (-10) Dang it we are here to kill chompy your doing it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 New day! Lady J is overrun by a swarm of rats (-10) and whilst she's down Hamelin takes advantage of her indiscriminant void (+5) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Collette - 25 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Lady J is overrun by a swarm of rats (-10) and whilst she's down Hamelin takes advantage of her indiscriminant void (+5) This had me in stitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Feeling bad about all the negativity going around, Marcus takes everyone camping (+5). Unfortunately Colette gets her frilly corset thing dirty and sulks in her tent (-10). Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 115 Collette - 15 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Colette decides to walk into a bar. She takes a wrong turning and walks into Seamus' brothel. Seamus mistakes her for one of his girls (+5) and when he realizes his mistake... eats her. (-20) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 115 Collette - 0 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akujie Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Pandora with a wicked grin convinces kirai to slit her own wrists. Unfortunatly for her Kirai likes it (+5). Pandora then casts dementia on herself to run away (-10). Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 115 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Marcus gets even more egotistical due to recent polls for most eligible bachelor (+5 Marcus)...."hmmmm a 3-way tie between me, Seamus and Hamelin." He immediately decides that Hamelin is far to ugly to share that spotlight and sends hundreds of cats to take him down a notch (-10 Hammy). Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 120 Collette - 0 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Seamus takes Gun Vik for a pint of Guiness. Seamus +5, Gun Vik -10 Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 120 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrianMills Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 The Gun Vik posts pictures of Seamus and Marcus on Hot Or not Seamus Hot +5 Marcus Not -10 Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 130 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Update, Seamus couldn't heal when Collette got eaten so updated totals. Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Lord Chompy cries because his little friend is no longer in the game -10 Hoffman gives his braces a tune up +5 Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 75 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Chompeh then slaps a rat to make himself feel better, only to find out it comes back to life, over and over again! (-10) Hamelin starts to bet with his rat catchers how long it will take him to figure out not to attack rats (+5) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket Monkey Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 (edited) Seamus and Lady J encounter each other in a dark alley, Seamus suggests a game of hide he sausage, LJ replys by suggesting hide the sword. In surprisingly Greatsword wins +5 to LJ -10 to Seamus Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 110 Edited November 26, 2011 by Bucket Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Marcus discovers the joy of my little pony +5 Pandora loses her entire box set series 1 of my little pony -10 Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 115 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Marcus rides Charlie the Unicorn to Candy Mountain (+5)... ...and eats Seamus' bowl of Lucky Charms cereal (-10). Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 120 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darios Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Marcus goes all feral and turns into a rat, and subsequently gets caught by a rat catcher of Haemlin (-10) Haemlin enjoys his new furry friend (+5) Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 1110 Gun Vik - 45 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Marcus exists (-10) Gun Vik borrows Sword Viks thong (+5) Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 65 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adanedhel Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Lord Chompy tries to make Coppelius poison Hoffman, unfortunatly for him Coppy quite likes da Hoff and gave him a non poisoned cake (+5) da hoff), while Chompy flutters in rage for Hoffs assumed poisondetecting machines (-10 LCB) Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 55 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Hamelin decides that chompy shouldn't matter and makes him insignificant. (-10 Chompy) Pandora take pleasure in knowing she's a better nightmare than Chompy. (+5 Pandora) Pandora - 65 Lord Chompy Bits - 45 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Pandora goes on an Incite spree against Hamlins rats with a Doppelganger nearby and eventually collapses from exhaustion (-10). Kirai eats a Seishin out of boredom since no-one has mentioned her for ages...(+5) Pandora - 55 Lord Chompy Bits - 45 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Marcus has some delicious chocolate cake. (+5) Lord Chompy Bits is jealous. (-10) Pandora - 55 Lord Chompy Bits - 35 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 105 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Marcus gets too much love and needs to sleep (-10) LCB feeds of his nightmares (+5) Pandora - 55 Lord Chompy Bits - 40 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 95 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Marcus wakes up and casts Primal Flame on himself. (+5) The lite banishes the darkness of his dreams . (LCB -10) Pandora - 55 Lord Chompy Bits - 30 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nix Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Marcus realizes the cake is a lie (-10) Dora finds herself a "Backpack Backpack" after listening to the Aethervox. (+5) Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 30 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 90 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Lady J steps on a ladybug (Lady who promptly eats her...(A 2 of rams? Poo. -10) Pandora - 60 Lord Chompy Bits - 30 Seamus - 105 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 90 Gun Vik - 50 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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