Eyclonus Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Von Schill's awesomely manly beard makes him immune to explosions. The Freikorps armour has a few hairs sewn in to pass this manliness on to whoever wears the armour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyhawk Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 The only reason von schill's hunting knife is brutal is that the true description of his knife is banned in 46 states and 17 countries. the viktorias do not hire von schill, von schill hires the viktorias Von schill hires the viktorias not beause he needs them but because he needs something to distract him or else he will destroy the world. Von schill fights the guild, neverborn, ressurectionists, and arcanists because he has nothing better to do since he destroyed godzilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 It is a highly guarded secret that Von Schill has a heated relationship with Nekima. However, all women in Malifaux are aware that Ht4 is not out of his reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Von Schill has already won Dead Heat. He simply allows everyone else to fight over 2nd place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foebeard Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm confused by the thread title. Clearly Chuck Norris is the Von Schill of earth, not the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancor709 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 They say under vonschill mustache lies no upper lip only another fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hai Hai Kirai Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Malifaux spells GOD-> V-o-n-S-c-h-i-l-l. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Metal Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 The breach opened the second time because Von Schill told it to. Von Schill tears can destroy the Tyrants. To bad he never cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekboy Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Von Schill does not actually have a Clockwork Revolver - he just glares at people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Von Shill's trigger 'Reposition' is widely misunderstood. He does not move. His shot bends space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenborne Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 People think Wyrd erratas models, but they just make updates after Von Schill beats off their abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy'sLawyer Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Von Schill gives the Dreamer and LCB Nightmares. Pandora's box holds nothing more than a picture of Von Schill. Soulstones are the result of Von Schill's sweat crystallizing. Von Schill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I thought Lucius was chuck norris? He is and here is his Facebook fan page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lucius/195534553819444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Schill Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 I'll start. "Von Schill doesn't earn victory points, victory points earn Von Schill." <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarsnick Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Can you ask a bullet why it hates the dead guy so much? NO! Such is Von Schill. Can you talk to a leaky steam vent and go, "Hey! Stop running away!"? NO! Such is Von Schill. ----- To Von Schill, the order of "Deliver a message" means he kills dudes to deliver the message he is Von Schill. The order of "holdout" means "no holds barred". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 The black joker is scared to flip for Von Schill Even fate would not dare cheat Von Schill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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