ukrocky Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) This is a Hurt/Heal game with a couple of twists, and it's finally come to the Wyrd boards! Each hero starts with a predetermined value. Usually, the starting value is 100, but I'm varying it just to shake things up. That's the first twist. Exciting, eh? When a master reaches 0, they are dead, and the next person to go ommits that master. You can play once every 16 hours and must hurt one master and heal another each time you play. Hurting a master does 10 points damage. Healing a master restores 5 points health. You can not hurt and heal the same master in a single turn. Eating a master is different. Once per game, you can choose to forego hurting and healing masters to eat a master for either 10, 15, or 20 points of damage. You could use it today, but you'd never get to use it again. It's a One use only item. To eat a hero unit, flip a fate card. On a weak you eat the master for 10 points of damage. A flip of a moderate eats 15 points of damage. Flipping a severe eats 20 points of damage. Flipping a joker does 0. Be honest. Also you must accept a penalty, skipping an extra day before you hurt and heal again. That's the second twist. Exciting, no? Standard Rules: 1. Post new totals for all masters, recalculating the totals for the units you hurt and heal. The easiest way is to simply quote the post above yours and remove the quote tags. Or use the good old cut and paste method. 2. You must be creative with your entries! The list will follow in the next post. I'm going to play, and I'll start off to show ya how it's all done! Remember to check in daily and hurt and heal your heroes to victory (or death!). For ideas on how it goes, see here; http://www.thelastalliance.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=4227 and here; viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1693&hilit=hurt+heal+eat and here; viewtopic.php?t=1209 Edited November 24, 2011 by ukrocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 30 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 80 Marcus - 100 Collette - 60 Gun Vik - 70 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 120 Edited November 24, 2011 by ukrocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) The Dreamer finds a new Teddy bear called buttons, who has some shiny buttons. The teddy promptly rips Kirai's face off. +5 Kirai having just had her face ripped off is upset that her looks have been ruined and takes her garden shears to a corner and cries to herself, much to the amusement of buttons. -10 Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 35 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 60 Gun Vik - 70 Hamelin - 120 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 120 Edited November 24, 2011 by ukrocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 35 Seamus - 120 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 60 Gun Vik - 70 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 120 Hoffman stomps onto the scene, wearing a suit made up of pots and pans. +5 Hamelin makes himself Insiginificant due to the awesome. -10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Cute. I'll play. Seamus seduces a waitress at the Star who gives him a great massage. +5 Seamus. He then kills her and sends her back to the Star. -10 Collette. Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 35 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 50 Gun Vik - 70 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Gun Vik finds a sister to help her out. +5 The Dreamer laments the fact he is an only child. -10 Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 25 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 50 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) Hoffman finds a clue to help his brother +5 The Dreamer wakes up to a spanking -10 Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 15 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 50 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 120 Bah why dreamer and chomp 2 masters. Die NB slime :-) Edited November 24, 2011 by tadaka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stern Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Chompeh gets a little bored of carrying the dreamer around on his bed, tired of playing hide and seek, pirates, cops and robber and generally is sick and tired of the dreamer (like everyone else). *shuffles deck, flips a cheeky 6 of Ram's* -15 Om nom nom... 'AH ATE A BABY!' ... Followed by 'all done'... oh wait Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Dreamer - 0 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 50 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Metal Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Kirai tends to Collette's wounded pride (+5) and sends Ikiryo to punish Seamus (-10) Pandora - 80 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 55 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcase2 Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Saemus is not amused and tries to shoot Ikyrio. Unfortunatley, his bullet passes straight through the spirit and hits a startled Pandora, who just came around the corner to check out the cool wailing sounds. (Pandora -10) Kirai can't help herself and breaks out in laughter. (Kirai +5) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Collette - 55 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Pandora decides to mess with peoples minds, and Lady J promptly runs headfirst into a lamp post (-10 LJ) Everyone thinks it's hilarious and laughs along (+5 Pandora) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Collette - 55 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darios Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Colette tries to impress everyone wit "big magic" but messes up and disappears into the next wall (-10) Gun Vic watches and with a litte "tsts" walks off to get a drink (+5) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Collette - 45 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 110 Lady J - 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekboy Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 In attempt to try and save face, Lady J. pretends that's what she meant to do all along, going on a machine killing rampage (-10 Hoffman). While no-one believes it, she does have a lot of fun doing so (+5 Lady J.) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 100 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Collette - 45 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 While smacking hoffman the follow through smacks chompy and he loses a tooth -10 Marcus gets a good laugh that he might have a decent chance for once to win some thing +5 Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 105 Collette - 45 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Eager to prove that HE'S the best Arcanist around, Marcus cast's Alpha on Colette. He forces her to run into a wall... (-10) ...and then cook him a delicious showgirl pie (+5) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 110 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcase2 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Hoffman proves again to Marcus that Arcanists suck by overriding a Steamborg to decapitate the poor Beastmaster. Marcus cries like a baby. (Hoffman +5, Marcus -10) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 75 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Seamus whacks Kirai on the nogging (-10) and proceeds to pretend she's dead. (+10). Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 125 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrianMills Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 A Shikome appears and claws Seamus for the insult to Kirai (-10) and drags part of his spirit to her eternal mistress (+5) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 80 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Edit: Soundwave added 5 too many to Seamus so he loses 5 anyways. Marcus finds an awesome looking pair of sunglasses and becomes the envy of the whole of malifaux as he gets offered photo shoots left, right and centre +5 This is all at the expense of Gun Vik who was enjoying being a page 3 model every other day -10 Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 90 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 105 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 70 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Gun Vik can't miss the large target of Chompy. (-10) Seamus compliments her on some fine shooting. (+5 Gun vik) Pandora - 75 Lord Chompy Bits - 80 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 110 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Hamelin hits Pandora for trying to be broken (-10), then heals himself for being the most broken (+5) Pandora - 65 Lord Chompy Bits - 80 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adanedhel Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Ah well, could just as well join in Hoffman throws his Steamborg Executioner at Pandora, but while Pandora was slightly scared of it, the Steamborg dropped dead out of sheer panic before attacking Pandora, giving Pandora's troops a huge Morale boost (+5) while Hoffman is off to Lucius to explain how exactly he lost that Steamborg (-10) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 80 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 100 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 75 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Edit, Bruglyother didn't copy mine Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 80 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 105 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 65 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Lord Chompy Bits, freshly re-released in his Nytmare form, decides to have some fun (+5) and smashes the Gun Vik into the ground for fun (-10) Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 105 Collette - 35 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Marcus walks into the Star and the showgirls immediately swarm him due to his new rise to fame as a model (+5). Collette throws a tantrum since the attention isn't all on her and kicks the stage.....breaking her toe (-10). Pandora - 70 Lord Chompy Bits - 85 Seamus - 115 Kirai - 70 Marcus - 110 Collette - 25 Gun Vik - 55 Hamelin - 115 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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