Faelin Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I've figured out the Arcanist conspiracy... it's all right here in front of us - you just need to know how to see the patterns: Rasputina: "By the power of icy waters!" Kaeris: "By the power of fire!" Ramos: "By the power of air's lightening!" Marcus: "By the power of the earth!" Collette: "And by the power of heart!" All together: "Let our powers combine!" ... followed by bolts of energy shooting from all five Arcanist casters, combining mid-air, and then: "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" It makes perfect sense - the next release for the Arcanists needs to be Captain Planet... or perhaps Miss Planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 :facepalm Really? (sigh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faelin Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 :facepalm Really? (sigh) Really really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentat_Canis Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Collette would so be the power of the broken heart. I also agree with the Facepalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuJubee Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wow that's all i can say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordsman82 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Strong point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sholto Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I thought it was well understood that Ramos derived his power from cake. Honestly, people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomax Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 wait, wait, wait. ... ... Ramos is a teenage Russian girl?! It all makes so much sense now! no, wait, it all makes so much less sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jty3 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Good observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Alleycat Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Wouldnt it be Captain Malifaux instead of Captain Planet though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Power of soulstone instead of heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerGaeth Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 ...it occurs to me that while Captain Planet is a boring little boyscout, Captain Malifaux would be a homocidal terror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faelin Posted September 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) I would kinda envision Captain Malifaux flying around *causing* disasters, destruction and chaos... Hmm - that *does* sound good! Of course, the other possibility (as my wife pointed out) is that the five could be the Power Rangers of the Malifaux setting. Is that better? Edited September 22, 2011 by Faelin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the Arcanist conspiracy involves rad models forcing everyone to switch factions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fading Memory Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 I thought it was well understood that Ramos derived his power from cake. Honestly, people. The cake is a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 I would kinda envision Captain Malifaux flying around *causing* disasters, destruction and chaos... Hmm - that *does* sound good! Of course, the other possibility (as my wife pointed out) is that the five could be the Power Rangers of the Malifaux setting. Is that better? Twitch Moving on... And yes, Ramos is powered by cake. The cake is a lie because he ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 ...it occurs to me that while Captain Planet is a boring little boyscout, Captain Malifaux would be a homocidal terror. That... is very true... oh dear lord.... what has Wyrd brought down upon us..... next thing you know, Nerdelemental is going to come through the thread humming the theme. *shivers* Maybe Chufe wasn't the strongest Tyrant... maybe one of the yet named ones is Captain Malifaux.... O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoboStele Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the Arcanist conspiracy involves rad models forcing everyone to switch factions. Quoted for truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Based on the tree making ability seen here(this might not be entirely work safe do to language) http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/60wj It's clear Captain Planet is a Neverborn...probably related to Lilith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 The cake is a lie. Nope I hope Tuesday doesn't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Funny, but I would lighten up the blue, hard to read against the black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Cordell Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Ahh, the things one sees browsing the Malifaux boards. I would totally play Captain Malifaux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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