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Long time listener, first time caller. I'm a professional writer, semi-pro painter, amateur chupacabra. I play Gremlins, Tweet only (ONLY) when on the toilet, and speak three languages. I'm the designer and Alpha Buck at Wolpertinger Press. We make digital RPG maps, available at Roll20 and DriveThruRPG, and all my tattoos are inspired by books I've written. Things I Like:
Watching people fall down
Novelty socks
Seizing control of the modes of production from the bourgeoisie
Green Jolly Ranchers
Children who say curse words
Huge chunks of bonus celery in stew
The sweet, sweet music of Ms. Janelle Monae Things I Dislike:
Disabled animals with wheels for back legs
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Genius balloon animals
Disney princess-related nonsense
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The word "pumpkin"
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People asking, "So do you like your Kindle more than REAL BOOKS?!"