aka_hazard Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Lady J mis-hears and has a catnap +5 So does Sword Vik and finds out she doesn't like parsnip -10 Seamus - 50 Marcus - 65 Sword Vik - 70 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Sword Vik successfully argues in the court of Malifaux that she is in fact half-clothed(+5) Marcus fails to argue that Miranda is not in fact a beast and thus loses his bestiality case(-10) Seamus - 50 Marcus - 55 Sword Vik - 75 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Myranda and the Sheep get mad at Marcus, so he gets none. (-10) Sword Vik makes a few extra bucks dancing at the Star Theater. (+5) Seamus - 50 Marcus - 45 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrianMills Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Marcus Manifest and realises he is hung like a Shetland pony rather then a Stallion (-10). Seamus burst out laughing at the look of bewildered Marcus (+5). Seamus - 55 Marcus - 35 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Warrior Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Even Lady J gets the Shetland pony jibes (+5), Marcus can't get used to the extra legs and trips up (-10) Seamus - 55 Marcus - 25 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 I'm afraid aka_hazard didn't leave 16 hours between posts, so updated totals below; Seamus - 50 Marcus - 65 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka_hazard Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Marcus gets a modelling offer from My Little Pony + 5 Seamus gets his shirt bill -10 Seamus - 45 Marcus - 30 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Looks like you missed a few there ukrocky. On top of that, aka_hazard posted again inside the 16 hour lockout. The correct totals should be as follows, but please double check it. Seamus - 55 Marcus - 25 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 I'm totally amazing at modding this thread. I was obviously just tryna keep Marcus alive. But yeah, correct Keegantir, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megnc86 Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Keep the people safe Arresting Arcanist scum Just another day (Heal Lady J + 5) (Hurt Marcus - 10) (Since Criid is out clearly Lady J has to take some of her cases!) Seamus - 55 Marcus - 15 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 He is Marcus hear him roar (Heal Marcus +5) Sword Vik trembles in fear (Hurt Vik -10) Seamus - 55 Marcus - 20 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike3838 Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Seamus has a double meat sandwich for lunch. He finds the lamb delicious, but the Chimera is a bit chewy. Flips a.... 6! Yum yum! Seamus - 55 Marcus - 0 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModollerMorgan Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Sword Vik flashes Hoffman, he is stunned from inexperience of looking at the real thing (-10) seamus on the other hand.....(+5) Seamus - 60 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 60 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karavak Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 To get some experience Hoffman tries something with oil and constructs.. it doesn't work (-10) Lady J was luckily not able to see it.. (+5) Seamus - 60 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 50 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Seamus has a double meat sandwich for lunch. He finds the lamb delicious, but the Chimera is a bit chewy. Flips a.... 6! Yum yum! Seamus - 55 Marcus - 0 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 A 6 is moderate which is 15 damage, leaving Marcus on 5 health. Thus Marcus is ALIVE!!! Seamus - 55 Marcus - 5 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Seamus feels silly for prematurely eating Marcus (-10) Marcus borrows a Belle as penance (+5) Seamus - 45 Marcus - 10 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoarcatsPride Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Marcus gets a new pet Slate Ridge Mauler! (+5) Seamus trips and shots his own Belle! (-10) Seamus - 35 Marcus - 15 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serigala Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Vik is afronted, by anyone else coming back from the dead (other than her and her sister of course). She also likes killing stuff. 12 of crows. Eat that Marcus. Seamus - 35 Marcus - minus 5 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akujie Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 LJ Yeah! (+5), Seamus Nay! (-10) Take back the night rally says it all Seamus - 25 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket Monkey Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Avatar of Balance > Avatar of Dread Lady J +5 Seamus -10 Seamus - 15 Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 The Strategy is Shared Slaughter though. Thus the Avatar of Slaughter beats all. This includes the Avatar of Justice. Vik +5 Lady J -10 Seamus - 15 Sword Vik - 95 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum528 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Lady Justice decide perform Last Rites on Seamus (-10), the ceremony was a big hit and all of her friends will be talking about it for years to come. (Lady Justice +5) Seamus - 5 Sword Vik - 95 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcase2 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Seamus refuses to go down with a fight, and promptly gets eaten. (12:crows - overkill) Sword Vik - 95 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Sword Vik tries to attack Hoffman, only to be blocked by his Guardian (-10 Vik) Hoffman machine puppets the Guardian and it bashes its shield at Vik's pretty face, breaking her nose (+5) Sword Vik - 85 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Lady Justice jumps in the air and slashes Sword Vik Anime style(LJ +5) Sword Vik deflects the blow with her armor...Oh wait(SV -10) Sword Vik - 75 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdelemental Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Fortunately, due to some crazy shenanigans, a Librarian is way down the field and heals Bounty Hunter Viktoria which crazily heals Sword Vik (SV +5). Lady Justice yells, "That's so dumb!" and starts chopping at her hair like a wigged out Brittany Spears (-10). Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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