dgraz Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Marcus wins 1st place in the 100 yd dash (+5) In elation, he gives Hamelin a wedgie (-10) Pandora - 50 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 105 Sword Vik - 55 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hamelin's wedgie was particularly bad (-10).... ...because Marcus unleashed his primal rage to do it. (+5) Pandora - 50 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 110 Sword Vik - 55 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
96p Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Lady J signs a porn contract do to not reading it (-10) Pandoras honour stays clean as the sun (+5) Pandora - 55 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 110 Sword Vik - 55 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Sword Vik and Pandora go on a date. Unfortunately for Pandora, Sword Vik refuses to be a bottom. (-10 Pandora, +5 Sword Vik) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 110 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 100 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 It's funny how hated some masters are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 C. Hoffman's Hunter out performs Marcus's Cerberus in a fenile show off, Hoffman is proud. Marcus is ashamed a Machine bested his living Beast. (C. Hoffman +5, Marcus -10) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 After the 'feline-off' (Which becomes a very popular sport in malifaux), one of Marcus' hoarcats manages to defeat Hoffman's Hunter resulting in the headlines 'Hoffman's Hunter Laughing stock of world' (+5 Marcus, -10 Hoffman) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 105 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Marcus tries to control Hamelin's rats but vermin aren't beasts apparently (-10) Hamelin loves it (+5) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 105 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike3838 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Pandora's Amazon order comes in a big box which she uses to replace her own (+5). She tells Hoffman that Ryle's cure is inside it, then sellotapes him inside when he climbs in to look (-10) Pandora - 50 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 65 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Thong song comes on sword vik +5 She works hards for the money comes on kirai -10 Pandora - 50 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 55 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 65 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 95 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Edit: Me and MagicPockets were too close to one another so mine got missed; Pandora - 50 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 55 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 65 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Metal Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Seamus swaps Pandora's box for a jack in the back. When she opens it a little psychopath jumps out. (-10 Pandora). Seamus then gives the real box to the Vik's for safe storage.(+5 vik) Pandora - 40 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 55 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 70 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Marcus finds a cute cuddly teddy bear (+5)... ...and gives it to Kirai to cheer her up. Sadly, this is Malifaux, where Teddys come with claws and homicidal tendencies. (-10) Pandora - 40 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 70 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
96p Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Pandora orders Doppelganger to pose as Viks steel bra leaving her nacked in the midst of battle (viks -10 pandora +5) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 70 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Ps.: how comes I'm allways after rathnard ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Marcus is broken (-10) and Hamelin isn't (+5) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 95 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcase2 Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Lady J thinks she should be in the lead, so she chops up some undead hos to make her feel better about herself. (Lady J +5, Seamus -10) Pandora - 45 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 95 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akujie Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Lady Justice gets a community award for putting underprivlaged living impaired to work as Death Marshalls (+5). Pandora is questioned by social services for giving a baby a knife! (-10) Pandora - 35 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Lady J doesn't realise someone's drawn a rude but hilarious picture on her blindfold (-10) Marcus does (+5) Pandora - 35 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Pandora lose's her box (-10) Marcus does the right thing and helps her find it (+5) Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 85 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Hoffman puts on a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" shirt, he gets extra cool points. +5 Hoffman Marcus is jealous since he doesn't wear shirts. -10 Marcus Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 45 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 90 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Marcus does not wear a shirt so he can show of his man boobs +5 They are bigger then Kirai's -10 Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 35 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 90 Lady J - 90 ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Since the stuffed teddy bear was such a disaster, Marcus makes another attempt at cheering up Kirai, this time with an addorable little puppet. (+5) Oh wait... (-10) Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 25 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 90 Lady J - 90 Edited December 4, 2011 by Rathnard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Marcus finds a bargain for a toy robot on ebay, 1 penny with free PnP. (+5) C.Hoffman spends more on postage then he charged and made no money on his toy robot (-10) Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 25 Marcus - 105 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 75 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Marcus finds out that the bargain robot he brought from ebay comes with Batteries included +5 Hamelin wishes he won the auction....he is sick of all the rats -10 Pandora - 25 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 25 Marcus - 110 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adanedhel Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 After Marcus went running like a girl from a well placed dementia (-10), Myranda managed to let her weapon slip away right when Pandora was about to die (+5) Pandora - 30 Seamus - 85 Kirai - 25 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 60 Hamelin - 65 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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