MrNybbles Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Killjoy is so out of control because his father was emotionally unavailable to him as a child. All he really needs is a hug and some love, presumably from a really really desperate necrophiliac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamwyrd Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Collodi likes the little kids because his true dream in life is, "to become a real boy." Ya I went there, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osoi Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Killjoy is so out of control because his father was emotionally unavailable to him as a child. All he really needs is a hug and some love, presumably from a really really desperate necrophiliac. No Killjoy is missing his icecream and flowers, they are secretly his two favourite things (just ask Rathnard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thought trauma Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Malifaux the movie coming 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Luck Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Lucius is Coppelius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNybbles Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 The Avatar for the Outcasts is going to be a Ronin which also can't be upgraded to a Henchman due to its Drifter ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattyted Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 The first letters of all the blanked out paragraphs in the rules manual pdf spell out Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTFriday13 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 The Victorias aren't twins, they're actually triplets. And Leveticus is trying to get a show on the Aethervox that features them running around his house naked together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenjester Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 The Governor is a tyrant entity-specifically, the weakest of them. He runs the guild to maintain control over the power flow of Malifaux and use his resources to weaken/destroy the others, until he can rise above and take all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Skrewk Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 It is almost impossible to buy a decent piece of fish anywhere in Malifaux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Lady Justice is not a title. Her first name is, infact, Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuesday Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ryle, prior to the unpleasantness at the Breach, possessed a very stylish handlebar moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
96p Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Taelor's got her boobs made, the scar is on their topside, therefor the shirt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Lady Justice is not a title. Her first name is, infact, Lady. Many think she is having an affair with the Judge, but in fact she is seeing the cleaner at the local Sacred Heart Mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Taelor's weapon is not the hammer, It is in fact her boobs, they are magical and have a 3" reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Lady justice's real name is Sonnia Criid, they our of no relation to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladrocks Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ophelia didn't start life as a Gremlin. She's an Ortega that suffered a magical accident, and was then disbanded from the family. Death Marshals have an unhealthy obsession with sleeping in their own enchanted coffins, and frequently need Lady J or the Judge to let them out again in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Taelor's got her boobs made, the scar is on their topside, therefor the shirt ! Taelor's weapon is not the hammer, It is in fact her boobs, they are magical and have a 3" reach. Taelor really is a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicpockets Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Taylor is your mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The last piece of Malifaux fiction is going to end with a pull out revealing that Malifaux is just a new Snow Globe Tommy Westphall is into these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Santiago has a likul pet bunny wabbit called Mr. Fuzzykinz. He wuvs him vewy vewy much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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