Gongsun Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 ... is Bete Noir. I don't know what it is, but something about her just exudes coolness to me. The only way to properly do justice for this dagger-wielding undead lady is to upgrade her stats to all 11's, give her an ability to convert any card to a black joker, and rename Malifaux to Bete Noir Kills Everything Cause She is Just That Cool. Or you guys could just let me know who you think the coolest minion is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaehl Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Cough Cough I disagree, alot. :bitchslap JK in all seriousness she is really cool and I really like her alot but she is no Coppelius, my man with the eyeball stealing fingers! nothing is as cool as my man!...well nightmare. First of all he floats, possibly the best movement type, Melee Expert! a solid 6CB, 10WD and a set of awesome triggers! the ability to heal super efficantly as well as summon in alps, and with the dreamer, he is highly mobile. Overall you really cant beat that. He is a wonderful 9SS investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Good points on both accounts, however I think you'll find that if you check the graph for ultimate coolness you don't have to look any further than Rusty Alyce. This chick simply does not give a flying crap about anyone. She won't let you charge her, she mocks your attempts to shoot her and she punishes you for getting too close with some nice booby traps. She makes her own friends and gets a little it more fate on your side. To top it all, if you really piss her off she'll quite readily pop a cap in your face and move on. Plus she has a Ro-bot arm. Alyce wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 ICE GOLEM ......Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shekbo Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I would have to agree, both in playstyle and appearance, Bete is ridiculously awesome. could use a bit more fluff for her though. Bete noir, nine soulstones. Appearing out of nowhere and groin kicking your opponent's master three times? Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellygrub Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I'm going with Gremlin Taxidermist with a Pigapult. Ok so that's technically two minions but there's nothing better then launching gassy pigs at the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talos Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I just wish Bete Noir did not have the worst model in the Line. The face and pose on that model is so awful, I just cant field her. For my guild my fav would be the Witclings I like the models and they are great shock troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberration Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I like the Bete pose personally, just tried her out for the first time a few days ago and she ruined lives too. +1 for Bete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 UFC 119: :datsueba vs. :bete Goan be a slobberknocker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaehl Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 One last point for my dear Coppelius When you kill him he deals four wounds to his foe, now dont the resserectionists have a four wound 9SS model....hmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wodschow Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Model-wise it has to be the Gremlin-with-No-Name.. Rules-wise Bishop, hands down.. Fluff-wise I guess I'll have to agree with Chocobo... Golem or Snow Storm anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamwyrd Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 :datsueba, for the win. I mean come on, who doesn't like the idea of a creepy old lady slowly walkfloating towards you with a huge skinning knife. Then squeeling, "its time to weigh you sins." And flays a piece of your skin for every sin you've commited. Then when your dead, she rips your spirit from your body and turns you into an unsatiable gaki. I MEAN COME ON!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 One last point for my dear Coppelius When you kill him he deals four wounds to his foe, now dont the resserectionists have a four wound 9SS model....hmmmm... That might help you in the short run, somehow. But your Coppelius is DEAD and Bete will be back next turn. Alyce still wins though. You're all clearly mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triquetra Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Hamelin. Think about it he was so cool that he is now a master. Not only that but he is so cool that his dog which was simply a model and an ability on his card is now its own minion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinigami Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 sure hamelin.... he was so cool he got eaten by a swarm of maggots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wodschow Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 @Shinigami: Maybe you shouldn't spoil the fluff..? Edit: I sound too grumpy.. But I would be sad to accidentally read something like that before I'd begun reading myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirigakurenoHaku Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 The coolest minion would have to be Candy. Any cute and innocent child with that much adorably bundled sadism and malice must be loved. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Model-wise it has to be the Gremlin-with-No-Name.. Rules-wise Bishop, hands down.. Fluff-wise I guess I'll have to agree with Chocobo... Golem or Snow Storm anyway.. I do agree with bishop, he is awesome, but i only choose the golem for the sake of a VERRY BAD JOKE cool -> cold, Ice golem, again sorry Model, wise i will go for Bad Ju-ju Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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