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gremlins where do they come from?


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Yes, they were always there. They too are native to Malifaux, just that no one cared. Until humanity came back through the Breach they were little bayou monsters no one bothered with. Now they are starting to immatate human culture...which makes them much more dangerous (subtle there Wyrd ;))

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When a mommy gremlin and a daddy gremlin feel really strongly about each other they visit Zoraida's hut deep in the bayou and ask for her blessings.  If Zoraida approves of their union, and she's a very nice and accommodating old lady, then she sends them back to their village and tells them to enjoy themselves.  A few weeks later (gremlins do not spend 9 months waddling around asking friends and family to touch their belly), and every few weeks after that (Zoraida told them to enjoy themselves) a swarm of skeeters will arrive at the mommy and daddy gremlins' house bearing dozens of little baby gremlins.  These baby gremlins grow up to become any number of things: adult gremlins, pig food, or gremlin food.

And that is where gremlins come from...

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When a mommy gremlin and a daddy gremlin feel really strongly about each other they visit Zoraida's hut deep in the bayou and ask for her blessings.  If Zoraida approves of their union, and she's a very nice and accommodating old lady, then she sends them back to their village and tells them to enjoy themselves.  A few weeks later (gremlins do not spend 9 months waddling around asking friends and family to touch their belly), and every few weeks after that (Zoraida told them to enjoy themselves) a swarm of skeeters will arrive at the mommy and daddy gremlins' house bearing dozens of little baby gremlins.  These baby gremlins grow up to become any number of things: adult gremlins, pig food, or gremlin food.

And that is where gremlins come from...

Plausible, but I always figured it started with "When a Mommy and a Daddy Gremlin get reaaaally drunk..."

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