Rathnard Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Marcus eats a delicious cooked kitten (+5) Hamelin has just uncooked rats. (-10) Seamus - 80 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akujie Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Lady J does yoga (+5), Seamus does yoga (-10) Seamus - 70 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Hamelin summons a Stolen (+5). He then sacs the Stolen to make Lady J insignificant (-10). Seamus - 70 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 40 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadaka Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Hamlin sells Lady J a burger Hamlin +5 Its a ratburger. Lady j -10 Seamus - 70 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 45 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoarcatsPride Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Marcus's Sabertooth Cerberus eats one of Hamelin's rats! (-10 Hamelin) Marcus gets encouraged by the Cerberus's actions! (+5 Marcus) Seamus - 70 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darios Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Actually marcus gets so excited he wets his pants (-10) Hoffman finds that quite amusing (+5) Seamus - 70 Marcus - 85 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Hoffman enjoys a good book (+5). Marcus's Sabertooth Cerberus gets a tummy ache from the plague infested rat (-10). Seamus - 70 Marcus - 75 Sword Vik - 90 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Lady J and Sword Vik decide to see who's better at fighting LJ cheats and uses her gun, only to miss cuz she's blind (-10) Sword Vik laughs (+5) Seamus - 70 Marcus - 75 Sword Vik - 95 Hamelin - 35 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Lady Justice arrest Hamelin for stealing children(+5) Hamelin now forced to register his name in a database whenever he moves (-10) Seamus - 70 Marcus - 75 Sword Vik - 95 Hamelin - 25 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Lady Justice leads a sting operation on Seamus' brothel, uncovering many an unseamly act. (-10 Seamus) Marcus manages to escape with his sheep companion. (+5 Marcus) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 80 Sword Vik - 95 Hamelin - 25 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&TBoy Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Marcus sheep companion is called fluffy. (+5 Marcus) Hamlin hasn't had time to name all his rats (-10 Hamlin) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 85 Sword Vik - 95 Hamelin - 15 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Marcus' fluffy companion turns out to be extremely useful in the deep depths of the malifaux winter (+5) Sword vik is half naked (-10) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 85 Hamelin - 15 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdrianMills Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Hamlins Rats make swarm his torso making a living rat jacket (+5) Sword vik trys to steal it till it bits her giving her the plague (-10) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 75 Hamelin - 20 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Marcus sings "Soft Kitty" to his sheep companion (+5) Hamelin tries singing, but beetles and other creepy crawlies pour out of his mouth instead. (-10) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 95 Sword Vik - 75 Hamelin - 10 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoarcatsPride Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Marcus and his sheep companion are pleased with the song (+5) Hamelin can't bare it with his sensitive rodent hearing (-10) Seamus - 60 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 75 Hamelin - 0 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModollerMorgan Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Oh me next: Lady J Buries Hamelin's would be body and feels accomplished (+5) Seamus Digs it up and.... its not there, wait what? (-10) Seamus - 50 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 75 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megnc86 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Lady Justice Waits For Seamus strolling blithely Her trap set and sprung! (+ 5 Lady J) (-10 Seamus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megnc86 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 With the totals this time. Distracted by my own stupid poem Seamus - 40 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 75 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Somehow Sword Vik got a negative for being half naked. That is looking at it the wrong way. Sword Vik it half Naked (+5) This frustrates C. Hoffman (-10) Seamus - 40 Marcus - 100 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akujie Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Wyrd releases a new model, "Guild hound for the blind" (+5 to LJ) In other news a bill, outlawing beastiality in Malifaux, is passed (-10 to Marky-Mark) Seamus - 40 Marcus - 90 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Hoffman does some repairs on Ryle, Ryle is in top-shape (+5). Marcus's sheep suffers from diarrhea (-10). Seamus - 40 Marcus - 80 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcase2 Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Seamus proves hard to kill (+5). Marcus, on the other hand, gets beaten up by a band of Belles and has to get by with mere regeneration. (-10) Seamus - 45 Marcus - 70 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 75 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Skies Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Hoffman finds a stash of robot porn +5 Lady J facepalms in disgust but being blind does so with her greatsword (-10) Seamus - 45 Marcus - 70 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka_hazard Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Seamus gets sponsored by the Popeye Spinach Company +5 whilst Marcus runs out of catnip (-10) Seamus - 50 Marcus - 60 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 80 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Marcus realises he isn't a cap so his withdrawal from catnip was probably for the better (+5) Hoffman starts thinking his constructs are real and gets annoyed when his hunter shows no reaction to catnip being waved in it's face (-10) Seamus - 50 Marcus - 65 Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 70 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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