TehMik Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 No, my tank went down in a ball of fiery death! So it was a success then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Is it just me that can't stand the kid narrating the battle report that everyone is hyping about? Or is it just that everyone feels inclined to say it's cool because you can't say it shit because it has someone's kid in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Is it just me that can't stand the kid narrating the battle report that everyone is hyping about? Or is it just that everyone feels inclined to say it's cool because you can't say it shit because it has someone's kid in it? I missed something here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 http://wyrd-games.net/community/topic/109327-video-batrep-pandora-vs-ramos-50ss-turf-war/#entry855634 This. It's not the first report btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Is it just me that can't stand the kid narrating the battle report that everyone is hyping about? Or is it just that everyone feels inclined to say it's cool because you can't say it shit because it has someone's kid in it? I just watched the first one, and I found it to be quite funny. It's not a serious battle report, though. Someone having a good time with their kid and Malifaux makes me grin, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 That guy is in my local gaming group. Take the game seriously he does not. He's a really good player but he doesn't care about winning. If something can be more cinematic/funny if Thing A happens (even if it hurts his chances) he's all for it. Love playing against him. His batreps are something he does to amuse himself. And if I recall correctly his daughter was/is interested in the game, and her being involved in the videos were her idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 But Z, to your point, it's totally ok to not be a fan of that approach. I think some parts are a bit overdone, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Yeah so it's just me. Anyways I played Marcus. It was quite fun. I have to paint him up. Man does a Silurid + 2x Molemen make a fine Plant Evidence + Protect territory both announced little scheme train. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Morning Crushy. Soon about to be done.. 11 Gremlins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Anyways I played Marcus. It was quite fun. I have to paint him up. Man does a Silurid + 2x Molemen make a fine Plant Evidence + Protect territory both announced little scheme train. Wow. Marcus is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Marcus is the best. Huh? Was that dgraz? What was he doing in here? Does he just smell someone talking about Marcus? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Huh? Was that dgraz? What was he doing in here? Does he just smell someone talking about Marcus? I think he does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengt Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 We gave Age of Sigmar a go. It was a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Huh? Was that dgraz? What was he doing in here? Does he just smell someone talking about Marcus? I'm in touch with my Feral side. and I'm bored. I'd much rather be painting, but I can't today and have nothing better to do than preach the gospel of the primal church. After reading through everything of his again, I am inclined to agree his crews can pretty much do every Strategy and Scheme. Plus I want to give Cojo a hat and cigar. He's been added to the list of Masters I will need to purchase someday. Marcus, much like Levy, is not a Master...he is a faction. He is so well designed as a master that can go either full support or full solo and anything in between....combined with the massive hiring pool, there is literally no Strat or Scheme Pool that I wouldn't use him with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 We gave Age of Sigmar a go. It was a waste of time. That was the impression I got just off reading that there was a special ability related to someone's mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 a special ability related to someone's mustache. Urge to try it... rising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 That's the rule, Dirial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 That's the rule, Dirial. Heh. Someone at GW tried to channel his inner Malifaux designer, it seems. (Kidding of course. No one remembers the Dance Off upgrade, I think.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Apparently there's a lot of those kinds of rules. I was somewhat interested in giving it a shot up until I read about stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Apparently there's a lot of those kinds of rules. I was somewhat interested in giving it a shot up until I read about stuff like that. I think it's pretty funny. Under the assumption that I'll never play or, Fate forbid, invest money in it. Like a joke book: Read, laugh, forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengt Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I think it's pretty funny. Under the assumption that I'll never play or, Fate forbid, invest money in it. Like a joke book: Read, laugh, forget. Yeah, some of these "funny" rules are entertaining to read. But they are just going to be grating after a while if you are playing the game since a lot involve saying or pantomiming things to get a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 It's one of those things where if this were a parody of the rules to not be taken seriously, I might be okay. But for this to be the way the game is actually supposed to be played... please. This really just reads like GW wanting to piss off anyone who has even a mild interest in competitive play by them finally proving that GW games are not supposed to have tournaments. Ignoring, of course, all the tournaments GW runs. (rolls eyes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I'm just trying to figure out who the hell is supposed to be the target market here. 10 year olds? o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgraz Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I'm just trying to figure out who the hell is supposed to be the target market here. 10 year olds? o.O I said the same.......except it still costs an arm and a leg to buy models....how much money do these 10 year olds have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 As Unglued/Unhinged taught me, joke rules are fun once, and not really afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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