zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Reminds me of the time I did put Iggy as the bodyguard target instead of Mr Graves I once forgot how close flank deployment is and how dicks double Austringers are. Lost my bodyguard target turn 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 who knows PD? I don't venture that high..too cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Hahahaha. Usually the bodyguard targets make fine suicide runs charging all the things! This is the only way to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 who knows PD? I don't venture that high..too cold! I would like the cold today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I would like the cold today. Surely warmer bwing closer to the sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Of course there's frost giant sheep, what else would keep the frost giant shepards employed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 This is the only way to play! This is how you play Malifaux.. Stooge Mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Of course there's frost giant sheep, what else would keep the frost giant shepards employed? frost giant goats? This is how you play Malifaux.. Stooge Mode. The true way of Malifaux! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I once forgot how close flank deployment is and how dicks double Austringers are. Lost my bodyguard target turn 1. Urge to get Austringers... rising.This is how you play Malifaux.. Stooge Mode. Where every other activation stsrts with words "Just for the lulz..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 This is how you play Malifaux.. Stooge Mode. Stooge-faux Stooge Mode A - Play Drunk. Stooge Mode B - Play in a fancy dress and parasol. Stooge Mode C - Play and all chat must be poetic. Stooge Mode D - Play whilst wrangling sheep. Stooge Mode E - Play whilst correcting everyone's rulings before they can look at their cards with your head on fire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 E. That's actually something I do. Not the fiery head, but the rest. I also tell people what models they should have taken instead. At least I'm a gracious loser.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Ah, the OTT ... where multiple conversations flow seamlessly alongside each other, yet we all know exactly what is going on.. Now, who is for Stooge mode D? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 At least I'm a gracious loser.... Officer Dirial! We at the Guild do not lose. It is all part of a bigger plan. To soothe them in a false sense of accomplishment to get them act more bold and brave and that's when they start making mistakes upon which we act with a ferocious precision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 @ Mode D. I didn't know Abs joined the Stooges. @ zFiend. Right, of course. All part of the plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Ah, the OTT ... where multiple conversations flow seamlessly alongside each other, yet we all know exactly what is going on.. Now, who is for Stooge mode D? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Okay, that's actually really entertaining, lol. Love the sheep riding the other sheep for the knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 That is so adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 @ zFiend. Right, of course. All part of the plan. It would be in your best interest officer Dirial to remember and keep in mind at all times the importance of the Guild authority and agenda and watch what we speak and let show to the public. Especially when amongst the eyes and ears of Rezzer, Outcast and Arcanist scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 It would be in your best interest officer Dirial to remember and keep in mind at all times the importance of the Guild authority and agenda and watch what we speak and let show to the public. Especially when amongst the eyes and ears of Rezzer, Outcast and Arcanist scum. I'm a bit weirded out.... but I also like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I don't think I am a member of the stooges as such, just an associate. I am only called in when a vote needs to be taken. And that chessboard is cool..i want it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Is zFiend feeling alright? I swear he is taking this Guild thing too seriously..he is putting me to shame in his efficiency and zealousness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Is zFiend feeling alright? I swear he is taking this Guild thing too seriously..he is putting me to shame in his efficiency and zealousness! I am feeling quite right and enlightened officer Abso. Thank you for asking. I would also recommend you to shape up, I would hate to take this to the higher authorities that you are slacking in your duty and not taking the Guild agenda with the appropriate and called for seriousness. Maybe we should relocate your duties to the Outcast faction? You might be able to continue your work there if the Guild agenda is not to your liking anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'm a bit weirded out.... but I also like it. Officer Dirial try to keep it serious. But that is what she said. Continue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just found this on my Facebook, thought it might give the Europeans here a bit of a giggle. Maybe the Americans as well... Enjoy! Michael Yon A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ----------------------- 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). ------------------------ 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ------------------- 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. ----------------- 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. ---------------------- 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. ---------------------- 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. -------------------- 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. ------------------- 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. ------------------- 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. --------------------- 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. --------------------- 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). --------------------- 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. -------------------- 13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. ----------------- 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Love the sheep riding the other sheep That's what Abs said! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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