MasterDisaster Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 MD, good for you on the smoking and working out. You hate the gym now, but it will become a more addictive thing than the smoking in time. I'm only doing it because of the Mrs. I enjoy smoking and fuck the gym. Still... Happy Wife, Happy Life right? I wont allow myself to be addicted to the Gym. I'll end up like zFiend! *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Afternoon all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 My state allows the legal use of flamethrowers for that purpose, since we are swampland. I don't know if I can use flamethrowers, but I will keep it in mind. You say that now, until some random female you know compliments the change in your physique. You'll be powerlifting and finding your own mirrorfucker to hate in no time at all. Heh. It's only a matter of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Other peoples gods help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Other peoples gods help me! Social interactions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Our town sprays chemicals which kill off the mosquitoes while they're in egg form. Doesn't get all of them, but does a lot. My advice would be disrupt any standing water like puddles or buckets on a regular basis to get rid of the eggs. Once they're born... Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Ours does it too. I'm allergic to the spray! Woohoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Our town sprays chemicals which kill off the mosquitoes while they're in egg form. Doesn't get all of them, but does a lot. My advice would be disrupt any standing water like puddles or buckets on a regular basis to get rid of the eggs. Once they're born... Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. Standing water. *glares at his water pot for painting* Nah, that can't be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Give the little buggers that manly stare. It puts them right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Give the little buggers that manly stare. It puts them right off. I will make those mosquitoes swoon. ......................wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Crush, give them the manly stare... Or failing that, chuck a few bodies out next stop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 That moment you say fuck it to the crowded train because theres no room in the corner to sit on the floor You can sit in a train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 All would be solved if you had a spiked helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Nah I just waited for the next train. Every 5 minutes where I live. Plus they look like they can afford lawyers, so violence isn't the answer here... Unless I leave no witnesses... #NeverbornRising Just raise them afterwards as cheap labour. #NoBodyLeftUnused 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Train?! Screw that, I drive. Saying that though living in rural England you drive or you don't survive. Death by boredom is a real thing over here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Train?! Screw that, I drive. Saying that though living in rural England you drive or you don't survive. Death by boredom is a real thing over here And death by sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 And death by sheep? Only if you're mad enough to venture past the Welsh boarders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Only if you're mad enough to venture past the Welsh boarders. Maybe it's colder there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Train?! Screw that, I drive. Saying that though living in rural England you drive or you don't survive. Death by boredom is a real thing over here Tell me about it, Selby road on my way to work is 26 miles of flat road with nothing to look at except Cabbages, and the smell blergh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Tell me about it, Selby road on my way to work is 26 miles of flat road with nothing to look at except Cabbages, and the smell blergh! Oh, come on. You knew it was coming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 We don't want people coming over the borders...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 We don't want people coming over the borders...... Secret army in training? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Top Hat Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Train?! Screw that, I drive. Saying that though living in rural England you drive or you don't survive. Death by boredom is a real thing over here True Only if you're mad enough to venture past the Welsh boarders. *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 No secret army... Just want to keep the country looking fabulous! And all the pretty welsh girls to ourselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 No secret army... Just want to keep the country looking fabulous! And all the pretty welsh girls to ourselves There are any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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