PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wanna see my miniature schlong collection? Now that's a pick up line. *frantic note taking* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Just remember they may take you up on the offer, so be sure yours is impressive and mighty like a tree... No but it will seem like that after the miniature one's. That's why it's such a great play! It'll look like a fucking titan on steroids! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 "... and the pride of my collection..." *drops pants* "I call this one 'Atlas.'" Exactly! Though if after that you get a snicker or a doubtful look, just move on to the next one, the night is young you can still kick her out and get another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Oh no, sir. One does not simply move on. He pulls the hidden lever that drops her into the secret underground maze of doom. How dare she mock him... consequences must be had... She did ridicule the Atlas after all. You are right Sir. Consequences she brought upon herself, I'm afraid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 *pokes you both... hard. With... a finger. Just so we are clear.* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 *pokes you both... hard. With... a finger. Just so we are clear.* As long as there's some mouth or hand play going around as well, it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 http://media0.giphy.com/media/ULyYV5amK2eYM/giphy.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Yeah we have that problem here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Z, was this you? Someone put over a thousand cardboard cutouts of Nicki Minaj on the steps of the largest cathedral in Helsinki. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHJXcprUUAAicb_.jpg#twimg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 No that wasn't me. Had it been me, it'd been Madame Sybelle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Yeah. I don't get these Nicky Minaj, Taylor Swift things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Probably crossdressing again. That brings a whole new level to "And Justice for all.." Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 You got Aaron to say it. Next is Justin, then Nathan, then the workd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 You got Aaron to say it. Next is Justin, then Nathan, then the workd. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 It will be glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 It will be glorious. Glorious and Horrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Glorious and Horrifying. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Alright, what crew box should I get. Tara or Brews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Top Hat Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Tara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Both I vote both as well. I should have noted that "Both" isn't an option atm. Tara. 1 Vote for Tara it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Not my money, so I vote for every crew box 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'd vote McCabe. We need a Master that connects all the Stooges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'd be down with McCabe. Dude looks like he gets all the finest women of negotiable virtue. Also loot. And is a blast to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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