MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 For once i agree with zFiend, I try not to scratch down there at all unless it really is a serious itch! Thankfully i don't seem to suffer the obvious itching that other men seem to! It's not always itching though right? I mean in the summer months when things get hot and sweaty sometimes a little re-organization is required. A few lunges often removes unwanted sitckage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 There's the problem. We all try, and then we slip once, or do it subconsciously... and that's exactly the moment the women look over. So true! I often get the urge and go for a quick scratch followed by "Stop playing with yourself!" from the Mrs. Every time I think I'm being discreet I'm caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I don't know man. Somehow I envision you like a 13 year old little boy. Must be because it's your age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Must be because it's your age It must the goddamn panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Did you feel a slight sting in your soul? Like a small breakage in a mirror? Did it hurt? I have been vomiting non stop since... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 It's supposedly a subconcious thing where a beard is a symbol of wisdom and verility but honestly, I dunno It's also dependent on the menstrual cycle. Dependent on the time of the month, women go for more or less obvious testosterone. Price of full-year fertility. They also dress differently dependent on the time of the month. By the way, testosterone lowers the immune system. It's actually the way of the man's body to say "See? Even with this much poison I'm still standing and healthy looking! My genes must be good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I have been vomiting non stop since... That's what she said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Must explain why I only get sick once, maybe twice a year? I am so not manly in any respect. Do you even lift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Why do you like beards? Or what's the thing with women who like beards? I think its the same reason that men like to feel women's skin, its softer. Or why they like boobs. Its just inherintly female. And beards are inherintly male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 What must Victoria think reading this dirge lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 It must the goddamn panda. Don't diss the panda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Must explain why I only get sick once, maybe twice a year? I am so not manly in any respect. Heh. That describes my situation pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Or why they like boobs. Mm. Boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I only do weightlifting because I get off on pain I lift my fate deck to shuffle it, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I only do weightlifting because I get off on pain Welcome to the Sybelle Fan Club my friend! Members: You and me buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think its the same reason that men like to feel women's skin, its softer. Or why they like boobs. Its just inherintly female. And beards are inherintly male. I can believe that..even though in reality its womens legs that i find sexy, the boobs are still a magnet. I defy any male in this thread to say they wouldn't spend all day looking at themselves, getting a feel etc if they had their own set of boobs right now! Man boobs don't count...unless they jiggle whilst running upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think if I'd swap my gender for a day I wouldn't leave the house really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Mm. Boobs. see what you started Victoria... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I can believe that..even though in reality its womens legs that i find sexy, the boobs are still a magnet. I defy any male in this thread to say they wouldn't spend all day looking at themselves, getting a feel etc if they had their own set of boobs right now! So true, womens legs are pretty sexy. Rachel Riley from Countdown has legs for days. Damn... that woman! I think we probably would fondle ourselves a lot if we had actual boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Weight is weight. Though if you're in pain after only that, you may want to see a doctor? Not so much pain, breathless perhaps. I think if I'd swap my gender for a day I wouldn't leave the house really. You'd be the biggest whore in town if you turned into a woman for a day. Although I've always wondered what it's like for women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 mmm Rachel Riley..on that note I'm hungry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Although I've always wondered what it's like for women. Now that surely wouldn't be counted as gay! I've wondered it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Now that surely wouldn't be counted as gay! I've wondered it too. Totally not, as a sexually active male it's more professional curiosity than homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Totally not, as a sexually active male it's more professional curiosity than homosexual. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Depends, that pic doesn't seem to be working for me. Anybody else got the same issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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