zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Lol... I just don't understand it..a slight slim 5 foot girl has what must be natural EE boobs! It looks weird, yet great. Evolution huh? You are only making it worse for yourself. We don't know who you are. But we will find you. And we will look at tits with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Lol... I just don't understand it..a slight slim 5 foot girl has what must be natural EE boobs! It looks weird, yet great. Evolution huh? Hahaha yeah, definitely something in that Welsh water. Like most countries you guys have your fair share of rough'ens but typically welsh girls are pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 So America had the religious nuts and social pariahs, and Australia got criminals. Mother England was on the right track. "Look, nobody really likes any of you, it's fair to say, so rather than do something barbaric and, well, not English, we are just going to ask you to leave. Boats are already at the harbor, do write us when you get there?" Nailed it! That's Victorian England for you! "Oh, those criminals are unsightly! What shall we do with them?" "Ship'em off somewhere , other side of the world paerhaps? I don't care." "Yes Ma'am, other side of the world it is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Nailed it! That's Victorian England for you! "Oh, those criminals are unsightly! What shall we do with them?" "Ship'em off somewhere , other side of the world paerhaps? I don't care." "Yes Ma'am, other side of the world it is!" And it did even work out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I already used the street view on Google Maps from the address he mailed my package from. Looks like a nice enough town. I did that when zFiend sent over my Mech Doves. I had to cyberstalk him to see what Finland is like. There was a lack of troll lairs and Viking long houses which seriously disappointed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 And it did even work out! Nope, now our government is letting any old Tom, Dick or Harry in, be it religious zealot or serial criminal. Talk about 1 step forward and 2 steps back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I did that when zFiend sent over my Mech Doves. I had to cyberstalk him to see what Finland is like. There was a lack of troll lairs and Viking long houses which seriously disappointed me. The area I live in is a shit tip. It's basically a huge construction site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I already used the street view on Google Maps from the address he mailed my package from. Looks like a nice enough town. so it got there then? or was this another package? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 And it did even work out! That's the crazy part! Hitler wanted to deport the Jews to Madagascar at first, too, but he couldn't get hold of it in time. True story. So far, after my trip to Finland, Wales is next. Anyone else want to hype up their local women for the perverted American? No. Our women are great, but I will let them speak for themselves. They also usually like a considerate, workaholic introvert better than a "perverted American". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The area I live in is a shit tip. It's basically a huge construction site. Same as most of Spain, I wouldn't worry about it. Where I live is a pretty crappy area of the county I live in. Dorset is basically 75% backwards country villages and 25% "civilization". I happen to live in an area called Poole which is OK I guess but it's not fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Nope, now our government is letting any old Tom, Dick or Harry in, be it religious zealot or serial criminal. Talk about 1 step forward and 2 steps back! To be fair, the English try to keep everyone in real trouble out as if their lives depended on it, be he fugitive or poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Everything I know about England I learned from Are You Being Served, Keeping Up Appearances, The Brittas Empire, and Spaced Hahaha! Yeah, that's totally what we are like If you want historical accuracy I point you to Black Adder and Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hahaha! Yeah, that's totally what we are like If you want historical accuracy I point you to Black Adder and Bottom our customer service? Fawlty Towers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 our customer service? Fawlty Towers Isn't that customer service everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Isn't that customer service everywhere? It may well be, but we do it in style... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 To be fair, the English try to keep everyone in real trouble out as if their lives depended on it, be he fugitive or poor. Also true, at least to a certain extent. Our government really is way to soft though and gives handouts left, right and center then wonders why all the illegal immigrants are here taking advantage. There's a lot of stigma about foreigners here, it used to be Indians and people from that area of the world a while back, currently it's all directed at the Polish and Eastern Europeans. Give it another 5-10 years and we will point the hate cannon elsewhere. As a nation we preach tolerance etc but in actually most of the people here believe the complete opposite. The British often bitch and moan about them stealing our jobs HAD TOOO! But really they are hard working people who often just want a better quality of life and are prepared to work for it. They take our jobs because a lot of British people are too fucking lazy to get off their arse and work and instead live off the free handouts of our benefit state. It's laughable how hypocritical these people are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Isn't that customer service everywhere? It may well be, but we do it in style... Yeah, we outsource it! Our customer service is usually based in India or Bangladesh where all the workers in the call center are called Matthew or Sarah. I assume it's the same with you guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 It is interesting to see how similar a lot of countries are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Yeah, we outsource it! Our customer service is usually based in India or Bangladesh where all the workers in the call center are called Matthew or Sarah. I assume it's the same with you guys? Sometimes we have underpaid teenagers that don't know the front from the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sometimes we have underpaid teenagers that don't know the front from the back. Aaaah, We have a saying similar to that. "He's so dumb he couldn't tell his arse from his elbow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Yeah, the longer we monger stereotypes, the more it's obvious we are all very similar apart from some small cultural differences. Mint sauce... brrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Yeah, the longer we monger stereotypes, the more it's obvious we are all very similar apart from some small cultural differences. Mint sauce... brrr.... I dislike most sauce in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Yeah, the longer we monger stereotypes, the more it's obvious we are all very similar apart from some small cultural differences. Mint sauce... brrr.... True that, also have you actually tried Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce? Given the choice between a passionate night with the Mrs or a slap up roast lamb dinner with mint sauce it's no contest. Roast Dinner.... My god I'm getting old... *walks away in a daze* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Home... i finally found my home lmao Steady on there cowboy. I hear the stereotype for German women is they don't like to shave... like... anything. Particularly the armpits. I hope to god that isn't a true stereotype. I mean I'm a fairly hairy guy thanks to my Scottish heritage but if I were to ever get it on with a woman like that I'd constantly be worrying about a friction fire or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Steady on there cowboy. I hear the stereotype for German women is they don't like to shave... like... anything. Particularly the armpits. I hope to god that isn't a true stereotype. I mean I'm a fairly hairy guy thanks to my Scottish heritage but if I were to ever get it on with a woman like that I'd constantly be worrying about a friction fire or something! I wonder where you get that stereotype from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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