PraetorDragoon Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 It's a nightmare..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Oh we are going that way are we? You see everyone, this is what the welsh have had to put up with under centuries of English oppression. Oppression? Oh really?! We are the only reason the world know Wales exists oh, I like tea..anyway that's indian or Chinese....the English just stole that AS WELL! We didn't steal it... we liberated it! Oi! We do NOT have sexual relations with our sheep. They are quick little buggers... Don't let him fool you guys, this is what they want you to think. It's a cleverly constructed lie disguised as a stereotype but we English know what's really going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Don't let him fool you guys, this is what they want you to think. It's a cleverly constructed lie disguised as a stereotype but we English know what's really going on! I'm sure he will treat his sheep with utmost care.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I'm sure he will treat his sheep with utmost care.... Only when the RSPCA* are around (*Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Really hard Giggidy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Giggidy. *drinks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Only when the RSPCA* are around (*Rapid Sheep Porking Christians Association) Fixed it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Hey we have a Belle! Here's a parasol and a dress. Get back up and start luring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Oppression? Oh really?! We are the only reason the world know Wales exists We didn't steal it... we liberated it! Don't let him fool you guys, this is what they want you to think. It's a cleverly constructed lie disguised as a stereotype but we English know what's really going on! I think not... Wales is well known worldwide...apart from some Americans I met asked whether Wales was a town in England. I showed them a map. Their reply was 'ah, you are a state in England'. I walked away quietly. Liberating tea. Hmmm... ok. Its a stereotype. English people are just jealous of the fantastic countryside, lovely beaches and tasty sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Me love you long BRAAAAAAAAAINS!!! Good job. You have a future in the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Fixed it. Wrong on a lot of counts. 1. I am not rapid in any way. 2. I don't pork sheep..Why would I when welsh lasses are the best in the UK. 3. I am not Christian, or religious in any way. 4. I don't associate. You are all people I once spoke to on a forum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 tasty sheep. I would like to have some roasted sheep right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Good job. You have a future in the business. Until you walk in front of my Peacemaker..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Until you walk in front of my Peacemaker..... That's what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 That's what he said. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I'm going to need to see some evidence before I go planning my overseas trips We want them all to ourselves. Its bad enough the English have a go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Its bad enough the English have a go.. I'm sorry for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Wrong on a lot of counts. 1. I am not rapid in any way. 2. I don't pork sheep..Why would I when welsh lasses are the best in the UK. 3. I am not Christian, or religious in any way. 4. I don't associate. You are all people I once spoke to on a forum! 1. Me either these days! 2. Pork belongs with Chicken not Lamb! Jeez! Also as for Welsh girls... Google "The Valleys + MTV" Says it all... 3. I hear ya, Christianity is as likely to be true as Lord of the Rings. All hail Sauron! 4. Well thanks ya cheeky welsh git! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yay, Von schill box, Leveticus box and Slop haulers arrived today, less than 24hrs after ordering them.. Welsh power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 That was fast! (that's what she said.) It takes weeks for my stuff to arrive to Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 AND another thing, MD....if the welsh are soooooooooo bad, then why did the English oppressors force us to build your castles. Yes, that's right, because we built the best. *does swanky dance* Plus we rigged a few to collapse.... shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 That was fast! (that's what she said.) It takes weeks for my stuff to arrive to Finland. Troll attacks are on the rise again are they? Those poor poor post men! *sheds a tear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yay, Von schill box, Leveticus box and Slop haulers arrived today, less than 24hrs after ordering them.. Welsh power. I'm happy if I get it in a week... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 That was fast! (that's what she said.) It takes weeks for my stuff to arrive to Finland. I just mentioned I was a close friend of Lucius.... worked a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 AND another thing, MD....if the welsh are soooooooooo bad, then why did the English oppressors force us to build your castles. Yes, that's right, because we built the best. *does swanky dance* Plus we rigged a few to collapse.... shame. That would be known as slave labour my good man. The foundation of every Empire of which you are now a part of! Collapsing your own Tourist attractions eh? Welsh ingenuity right there for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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