zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Which brings me to what I heard today. The name of PD's sex tape. Kind, sober and fully dressed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 That sounds so wrong... so dirty... I think its pretty much a really honest description. Which might Lure you into thinking "this ought to be good" and then you realize it was as promised and you are just let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Which brings me to what I heard today. The name of PD's sex tape. Kind, sober and fully dressed. Nah, that's my brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Nah, that's my brothers. Alone, depressed and poetic then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Alone, depressed and poetic then? Poet's guide to mastrubation. Now I am imagining you as the Star Trek "evil twin," which no matter what series of that show, was never "evil" The "not so bad" twin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Poet's guide to mastrubation. Hahahahaahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Hahahahaahaha. It has curvy verses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 It has curvy verses. Hahahahahahahaha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Gets straight to the point? Or tends to drag on? It tends to blow its load rather quickly, and tends to drag on afterwards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 It tends to blow its load rather quickly, and tends to drag on afterwards. You are a true wordsmith my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's 20 + 8 Bank Holidays for us in the UK. Can't complain really! I did not count bank holidays. I don't trust anyone that refuses to do karaoke. Karaoke is correlated to suicide rates... negatively, I'd like to add. It tends to blow its load rather quickly, and tends to drag on afterwards. Reminds me of a very famous German book. No one likes it, everybody has to read it. Bleargh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 You are a true wordsmith my friend. And so I claim my little bit of fame for my skill is with the quill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Reminds me of a very famous German book. No one likes it, everybody has to read it. Bleargh. Not that book written by that guy I hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Not that book written by that guy I hope! Grimms Fairy Tales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Reminds me of a very famous German book. No one likes it, everybody has to read it. Bleargh. I feel like I know which book you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 ok, I just walked into a masturbation conversation...wankers. And I see only MD out of all of you has visited Wales...and he survived! Though whether his drinking problem started after the trip here, I am not at liberty to disclose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 ok, I just walked into a masturbation conversation...wankers. And I see only MD out of all of you has visited Wales...and he survived! Though whether his drinking problem started after the trip here, I am not at liberty to disclose... I went to Uni in Wales, it was interesting to say the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 And I see only MD out of all of you has visited Wales...and he survived! Though whether his drinking problem started after the trip here, I am not at liberty to disclose... Indeed I did, I was camping in the welsh wilderness for a week. I had to wrestle off the rare and dangerous welsh Gorilla Sheep, a very nasty breed. Whilst doing that I had to hide from the creatures hidden in the mist and of course the local perverts. I've not had to repress too much of my time there *pulls hair out and cackles wildly* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I feel like I know which book you are talking about. Wasn't kamasutra written by indians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Where in Wales Deluge? Actually let me guess...Cardiff. Every bugger goes to Cardiff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Indeed I did, I was camping in the welsh wilderness for a week. I had to wrestle off the rare and dangerous welsh Gorilla Sheep, a very nasty breed. Whilst doing that I had to hide from the creatures hidden in the mist and of course the local perverts. I've not had to repress too much of my time there *pulls hair out and cackles wildly* Sounds like you got lucky off by wresting only the Gorilla Sheep, and not the Sheep-at-arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ha no I didn't get into Cardiff or Aberystwyth, I went to University of South Wales in Caerleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 @ MD. Ah yes, the local perverts...They are like the nuclear deterrent for us in Wales...deploy the perverts to scare tourists away from our lovely welsh women. Seems to work... Gorilla sheep? They are so lat year...and do you mean Guerilla sheep? Bit of a difference... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Not that book written by that guy I hope! No. That's actually illegal to print in Germany. And a pretty bleak read, I hear. I'm talking about Effi Briest. Indeed I did, I was camping in the welsh wilderness for a week. I had to wrestle off the rare and dangerous welsh Gorilla Sheep, a very nasty breed. Whilst doing that I had to hide from the creatures hidden in the mist and of course the local perverts. I've not had to repress too much of my time there *pulls hair out and cackles wildly* So the drinking problem was in full swing then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Caerleon has a Uni? Well, I learn something new about my country every day...still down south in the flatlands though.. Should have come up north to the mountains.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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