xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 This is a big thread. Big enough to swing a sack of dead Alps in. See? *starts pinwheeling the sack above his head, spattering Alp juice in wide arcs* *opens mouth to catch the blood* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *looks up to see Abs floating away...* OH GODS MY EYES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *looks up to see Abs floating away...* OH GODS MY EYES Eep that wasn't me I promise!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Is glad he's still locked in the cupboard so he gets to avoid the Alp juice~ Chocobo, are you sure you want my friend? She's sending me weird texts! Something about visualising Chocobos dressed as gothic & lolita maids and Chocobo Japanese schoolgirls... ~shudders~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *sets bag of alps on fire when she get's hit with gross Alp... stuff* I'd toss that in the cellar before they explode.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Points Fell toward the big comfy bed at the back of the thread~ Knock yourself out Chocobo, I passed your message and and she laughed and said that since you're a chocobo and no one really knows what gender they are anything's possible. But you'll still need to pass a full medical (and she insists on a cavity search) ~shudders~ If she dresses in Harley Quinn's nurses outfit, tell her she can go crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Is glad he's still locked in the cupboard so he gets to avoid the Alp juice~ Chocobo, are you sure you want my friend? She's sending me weird texts! Something about visualising Chocobos dressed as gothic & lolita maids and Chocobo Japanese schoolgirls... ~shudders~ I well I hear Hazyel's taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 If she dresses in Harley Quinn's nurses outfit, tell her she can go crazy I doubt she'd be performing the medical, though videos of it would likely surface on the internet... I know how her mind works... And you REALLY don't want to know about the lolita maids and schoolgirls, she went into quite... uh... specific details... I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 aw... Path... your poor innocent eyes *snickers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I'm far from innocent, but the details she can go into about things can even give Nekima nightmares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrocles Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *Pokes his head around the door* Just another normal day in here I see? Does anyone have a time-contraction spell about them? This week is going too slowly for my liking. Hurry up Thursday I say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Pat, not time contraction spell for you, we have to suffer the week then we're not suffering alone You did miss AB crossdressing earlier, where were you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I doubt she'd be performing the medical, though videos of it would likely surface on the internet... I know how her mind works... And you REALLY don't want to know about the lolita maids and schoolgirls, she went into quite... uh... specific details... I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Sounds like she wants more than one girl included, bonus! Just got to get them dress as Malifaux nurses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrocles Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I've been at work all day, not long since got back and now I'm off to chase a pigs bladder around. I did observe through the spyglass of reading-past-posts the... interesting... events today mind. Chocobo, if you feel the need for gender reassignment surgery I'm sure we can arrange something *holds up a sharp knife that gleams in the light* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Looks at the knife in Pat's hand~ This one's better. ~Offers rusty carving knife~ Chocobo, she doesn't know much about Malifaux yet, but she likes the idea of Dead Hookers and Showgirls (I'm trying to push her toward Dead Hookers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orboros Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *kicks alp through thread* SEE YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Hits remote detonator and watched Alp go BOOM right as you kick it, showering you in Alp parts~ But, they can still give you a hefty cleaning bill, heheheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *drops the bag of burning Alps and jumps up and down on it, pulverizing the contents and extinguishing the fire* *examines the smoldering burlap oozing rancid Alp paste* I bet this would be good on toast ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 ~Hands Hatchet a loaf of bread~ There ye are mate. Right, time to finish packing my army for 40k club. Our new league kicks off this week so wish me luck! Or the others luck since I'm using grey Knights in it, heheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I've been at work all day, not long since got back and now I'm off to chase a pigs bladder around. I did observe through the spyglass of reading-past-posts the... interesting... events today mind. Chocobo, if you feel the need for gender reassignment surgery I'm sure we can arrange something *holds up a sharp knife that gleams in the light* Not just yet, but for now you may call me Stephen king of the Lesbians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orboros Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *drops the bag of burning Alps and jumps up and down on it, pulverizing the contents and extinguishing the fire* *examines the smoldering burlap oozing rancid Alp paste* I bet this would be good on toast ... *takes rancid alp paste toast and feeds it to a chained-up dreamer, with a lot of force, a lot..* EAT IT YEAHHHH, EAT IT YOU CREEPY BRAT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 woo! Good luck Path!! *laughs heartily at the antics of Orboros and Hatchet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Orboros: That's awesome... I see someone saw the rules updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orboros Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Orboros: That's awesome... I see someone saw the rules updates Yeah i love it! *talks to Fell, while still torturing the dreamer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 *slurps a drink that looks like it could be Ribena..* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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