Nathan Caroland Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Oh lord, I haven't laughed so hard in a LOOOOONG time. The story is funny, the pictures are to die for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 yeah, that's going to be a nice payday for just a little time hanging upside down naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushmistress Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 There's no way that's real!!! Excellent story to bring to our attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I just gotta wonder, why wasn't he wearing any underwear? Even long under would have stayed snug around the waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 He's wearing underwear (around his thighs) Check the pics, its right above the hairy white ass! Looks like an upside down wedgy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I MUST HEAR THE FIREWORKS!!!! :laugh: Linky: http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/11/partner-required-for-anonymous-super.html Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? Age: 28 Date posted: Saturday 27th September Location: Brighton Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ :puke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 ....uh..... Well you can't say he doesn't know what he wants! I need to wash my monitor now, I feel dirty just reading that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 that combined with seeing Tang22's avatar... I'm going to go wash m eye's out with bleach, be back in a few ... hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 !!! How much you want to bet Tang posted that??? :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Lol, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Busted Tang!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 John is gone all this time and this is his 'taddaaaa I'm baaaaack' post. Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliatourismoffbeat_20090113032028 Mon Jan 12, 10:16 pm ET AFP/File – An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- … SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months. The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday. In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of "a few minor tasks" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates. The successful applicant, who will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English. "They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas. "The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world." Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown. "Traditional tourism advertising just doesn't cut it sometimes and we are thinking outside the box by launching this campaign." Queensland Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state. "I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said. "This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone." Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1. Job-seekers can apply on . Islandreefjob.com meh...I'm holding out for a management position... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinton Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 The discussion had come up a couple of pages ago about Watchmen and the litigation between Fox and Warner Bros. It seems to have been resolved: Warner Bros. and Fox Settle Watchmen Dispute Source: The Hollywood Reporter January 15, 2009 Warner Bros. and Fox have resolved their dispute over Watchmen, with the studios scheduled to present the settlement to Judge Gary Feess on Friday morning and request that the case be dismissed, says The Hollywood Reporter. Terms of the agreement will not be disclosed, but it is said to involve a sizable cash payment to Fox and a percentage of the film's box office. Fox will not be a co-distributor on the film, nor will it own a piece of the Watchmen property going forward. The studios are set to release a joint statement announcing the agreement Friday. Fox sued Warners in February of 2008, claiming copyright infringement based on agreements the studio had with producer Larry Gordon. Feess ruled on Dec. 24 that Gordon did not secure the proper rights to Watchmen from Fox before shopping the project and eventually setting it up with Warners. Feess' decision prompted settlement talks to heat up because Warners faced the prospect of an injunction stopping its March 6 release of the $130 million comic book adaptation. While Gordon is not a party to the case, Warners is said to be pursuing the producer and his attorneys to reimburse it for the costs of the settlement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 So Lame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Tired of telephone solicitors? Here's how to strike back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 If you haven't seen this clever dog yet check him out: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28391563#28391563 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Heh, cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Pic Shows Man Robbing Stores With Klingon Sword Clerks Recognize Sword As 'Bat'leth' COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A surveillance picture released by police Wednesday afternoon shows a man armed with what appears to be a small Klingon sword, holding up a 7-Eleven convenience store. That same man robbed another 7-Eleven store store a half-hour later, and remains at large, Colorado Springs police Lt. David Whitlock said. The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series. The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount. A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot. Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "bat'leth." Neither clerk was injured in the robberies. The Startrek.com Web site describes the Klingon weapon as crescent-shaped and about a yard long. However, the weapon that the man was wielding appears to be smaller than that. The bat'leth has points on both ends, two points in between and a handle on the outside. Police said they don't know if the sword used by the robber was made of metal. Klingons were warlike enemies of the good-guy United Federation of Planets in the original "Star Trek" series but were allies in "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peterdita Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 http://www.kmbc.com/sports/18618737/detail.html#- Porn Clip Interrupts Super Bowl For Some Station Investigating Raunchy 10-Second Interruption PHOENIX -- A Tucson television station said its broadcast of the Super Bowl was interrupted for some customers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material. KVOA-TV in Tucson posted a statement on its Web site late Sunday saying the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable. KVOA said it will investigate the incident and that the game was sent out from the station without interruptions or pornographic material. Comcast spokeswoman Tracy Baumgartner confirmed that the company's standard feed was interrupted during the Super Bowl, although she said its high definition feed was not. Baumgartner said engineers are investigating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 (edited) http://www.kmbc.com/sports/18618737/detail.html#- Porn Clip Interrupts Super Bowl For Some Station Investigating Raunchy 10-Second Interruption PHOENIX -- A Tucson television station said its broadcast of the Super Bowl was interrupted for some customers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material. KVOA-TV in Tucson posted a statement on its Web site late Sunday saying the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable. KVOA said it will investigate the incident and that the game was sent out from the station without interruptions or pornographic material. Comcast spokeswoman Tracy Baumgartner confirmed that the company's standard feed was interrupted during the Super Bowl, although she said its high definition feed was not. Baumgartner said engineers are investigating. And for those who don't believe here's a very very very NSFW link VVVNSFW!!http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c4_1233598904 Edited February 8, 2009 by goblyn13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Haha! I woulda loved to hear Madden call that one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Ignorance is bliss: Linky I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend? My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do about this? 2 months ago Additional Details He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him. I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us. 2 months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZloCdmdTOfQ]YouTube - Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis with blonde girl[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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