Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh boy... You know not the insanity thou hast wrought, OP. Pandora “The box,” the voices mention from within The tempting beckoning from in my head “The box,” they say, and though it’s filled with sin, I feel the urgency, I feel the dread “The box…” The voices continue to chant “The box!” The spirits do proceed to shout I cannot take the voices’ fervent rant And so I peek inside. AND LET THEM OUT The box held countless plagues upon mankind The woes of centuries within its walls And now the spirits leave the box behind And misery shall echo through these halls And so, with sorrow, Pandora does mope Closing within the box one last plague – Hope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Hag Queen The Oracle has told me what to do. The prophecies have laid out where I stomp, And now I’m on my way to somewhere new To bask and revel, deep within the swamp. I’ve lost control. The body I was born With is without my willingness withal. I fear that I have incurred some dark scorn And Fate has transformed me into its thrall. My mind is slipping, twisting to and fro, Showing me no signs of a slow or stop. And in this revelry in the bayou, My brain is doomed to twist until I drop. Through dolls placed miles away from where I roam A hag controls those wrongly in her home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 The Dreamer A child wanders softly into town; The boy is mild, timid, very meek. He meets a crone, and asks her with a frown, “My friends are lost, we’re playing Hide And Seek! Could you please help me out?” He asks of her. “Well sure!” she says. “Now where do those boys hide?” “Well, they’re not just some boys, they never were. And truth is, they’re my friends from deep inside.” The nightmares re-emerge from in his head, Devouring the poor crone, now deceased. The other townsfolk see and fill with dread And run home, unwilling to be the feast. “But why should you be running?” Child screams Then sighs. “They always run away in dreams.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 The Ripper To say the least, my ripping skills are fine But raising, less-so ripping, is my call. I kill a dame, make her rise, and consign Her life-in-death away to be my thrall. I ripped a brothel whole the other day; The little parlor belles stood not a chance. Even their mistress pimp has passed away – And now I’ll call them all in undeath’s trance. While I decide to burgle from a bank, They lure the guards away with lifeless charm. These guards, they to their almighty gods thank Until they see the dead, who do them harm. We leave, with hide and hair mostly intact, A bank which has been thoroughly ransacked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 And one more for the road. Crazy Father They call me mad, a monster, or insane The dynamite I throw litters this room And though en mi cabeza, in my brain I do envision every one to boom, Those sticks ain’t lit, no muy bien , not too good Mis llamas están en otra parteElsewhere are my lightsticks of Flint and WoodSo sadly I can’t light, to my dismay. And thus I need a means to light them all I need a way, tengo que escapar. My family needs me, I need not to fall I need a way, tengo que explotar. The guards that passed have dropped a match and so L levaré a todos al infierno. ~Lil Kalki 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Wow, someone was kissed by a muse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 What the hell man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 ok..i give up. How could my mad verses inspired by stalking Colette compare with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Whoa, thats some great poetry. Looks like I need to step up my game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Whoa, thats some great poetry. Looks like I need to step up my game. Nah you're fine. You're still the Poet of the forums mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Whoa, thats some great poetry. Looks like I need to step up my game. You've been booted off your throne as the Poem King of Malifaux. You've gotta SERIOUSLY up your game after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 You've been booted off your throne as the Poem King of Malifaux. You've gotta SERIOUSLY up your game after that! Don't be so harsh. Though Kalkris did 0wn this joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Wait, there is actually a throne for the Poem king? Why was this detail omitted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Wow, someone was kissed by a muse! I think sexually assaulted by a muse is more accurate after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Why was this detail omitted? Because we need not more of your finger waggling poems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Wait, there is actually a throne for the Poem king? Why was this detail omitted? It's more like the Big Hat of the Bayou. Nice to have, and supposed to mean something, but no one takes it seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 oh I wasn't going to try and win it. Scrap metal has quite good value at the moment! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 It's more like the Big Hat of the Bayou. Nice to have, and supposed to mean something, but no one takes it seriously. Oh oh, it's kinda like when you go to the counter of lgs with a Guild crew box and everybody starts laughing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh oh, it's kinda like when you go to the counter of lgs with a Guild crew box and everybody starts laughing? Hysterical laughter isn't the way out, man. You have to face your fears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh oh, it's kinda like when you go to the counter of lgs with a Guild crew box and everybody starts laughing? You can find a Guild crew box in your LGS? They are so popular you can never find them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh stranger, for listen to my tale To me, who once possessed great fame, but who has now lost in his shame Ah, me! How hard is such a thing to say On such a dark and dampy way But once I was a King! Beloved by all Oh, how deep did I fall So bitter it is, the forgone taste of glory Now it exists only in dreams and story Dethroned by those I would call my friend Only bitter tears lie in the end. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 You can find a Guild crew box in your LGS? They are so popular you can never find them!! My LGS has them all bar Justice.. that's gotta say something surely? Well I'm going to put it down to excellent stock management. One goes out, one comes in shortly after! I'm still waiting on my Desolation Engine though! I WANT MY PLASTIC CRACK! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Oh stranger, for listen to my tale To me, who once possessed great fame, but who has now lost in his shame Ah, me! How hard is such a thing to say On such a dark and dampy way But once I was a King! Beloved by all Oh, how deep did I fall So bitter it is, the forgone taste of glory Now it exists only in dreams and story Dethroned by those I would call my friend Only bitter tears lie in the end. The King is back! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalkris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 The King is back! B-but... today is my birthday! I specifically wished on my cake candles NOT to be re-usurped! XD Ah well, guess bad things happen . ~Lil Kalki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 B-but... today is my birthday! Really? Congratulations! Also, we are celebrating ourselves in this thread. You haven't really been dethroned, we just wanted to motivate PraetorDragoon. He is at his best when he thinks he is the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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