MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 So a bunch of us have become somewhat obsessed with poems recently (You know who you are!) so I thought it might be nice to have a place to collect them all together and post new ones. Here's one from me, a limerick to be exact. There once was a Resser called zFiend. Who was lost and could not be redeemed. He fought Dirial's Law. But got slammed to the floor. And all hope was lost it seemed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 PraetorDragoon. You know what to do. Unleash the poem writing beast that dwells within! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 There once was a Resser called zFiend. Who was lost and could not be redeemed. He fought Dirial's Law. But got slammed to the floor. And all hope was lost it seemed. Man, that was awesome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Man, that was awesome! *Takes a bow* Thank you sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 There was a commander named Will, He thought his Ramos crew was hard to kill, Little did he know, How far in damage under the belt below, Could a doctor and a Rezzer man go. I call this the Lamentation of Expunge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 There was a commander named Will, He thought his Ramos crew was hard to kill, Little did he know, How far in damage under the belt below, Could a doctor and a Rezzer man go. I call this the Lamentation of Expunge. So real, so true. Right from the heart that one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 So real, so true. Right from the heart that one! I gotta admit mate I gotta little tear in my eye writing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I gotta admit mate I gotta little tear in my eye writing that. I love Resser tears. Now, off to write a poem on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Ah, to write and rhyme Who knows what made this time? A great work, a story of ages? or something quick, to fill the pages? A mockery of those fiends? Or a some nice words towards his friends? When the words from the pen escape, who knows what he will create! PraetorDragoon. You know what to do. Unleash the poem writing beast that dwells within! I indeed fully approve of this thread! For poems should be read I should scour the forums for my old poems, to add them to this page and not be from a lost age 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Oh Lady Justice with your hair so red, Theres no-one lovelier, it must be said. But wait, is that Colette I see? Full of fun and a wink for me, So amazon or playful flirt? to make a choice, my head doth hurt, Can I have both? Would we get along? Or is this wish so ethically wrong? I guess I will just stand and stare, At my lovelies with red hair. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 This thread... is making me... choke with laughter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I am just pleased I managed to get 'doth' into my poem. Makes it classier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titcher Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Malifaux is awesome, its trueBut the models leave you covered in glueAnd don’t mention the beardWhich makes me think that WyrdAre laughing at us all too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 A. This is the best thread I've ever made B. LOVE THAT SHOW! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Looking at Justice from afar, How I wish to be where you are, By your side, slaying ressers, please don't say you're a....married woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Malifaux is awesome, its true But the models leave you covered in glue And don’t mention the beard Which makes me think that Wyrd Are laughing at us all too. By Yan Lo's beard, I liked that poem! Looking at Justice from afar, How I wish to be where you are, By your side, slaying ressers, please don't say you're a....married woman. Man, I was preparing that joke myself. But good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Looking at Justice from afar, How I wish to be where you are, By your side, slaying ressers, please don't say you're a....married woman. Why Rezzers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why Rezzers? Filthy. And why not..slow movers in general so less hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why do you hate, Is it because you wish you'd have ate, Why call us filthy, mate, When we could have a dress up date. This I call parasols in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why do you hate, Is it because you wish you'd have ate, Why call us filthy, mate, When we could have a dress up date. This I call parasols in the sky. *claps* Shakespeare hasn't got anything on you! Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 *claps* Shakespeare hasn't got anything on you! Bravo! Well thank you good sire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Okay, here's my try (poems in foreign languages are hard): There once was a guy called Douglas who got in a struggle with Justice because he wanted her on his slab in his dirty Resurrectionist lab stabbity, stabbity, stab! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 It's simple, elegant and has a very unforseen twist in the end. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Well, like all art it's open for interpretation. Who does the stabbing? Who will win? Does the author prefer one of the characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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