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Poems of Malifaux


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So a bunch of us have become somewhat obsessed with poems recently (You know who you are!) so I thought it might be nice to have a place to collect them all together and post new ones. Here's one from me, a limerick to be exact.

 

There once was a Resser called zFiend.

Who was lost and could not be redeemed.

He fought Dirial's Law.

But got slammed to the floor.

And all hope was lost it seemed.

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Ah, to write and rhyme

Who knows what made this time?

A great work, a story of ages?

or something quick, to fill the pages?

A mockery of those fiends?

Or a some nice words towards his friends?
When the words from the pen escape,

who knows what he will create!

 

 

PraetorDragoon. You know what to do. Unleash the poem writing beast that dwells within!

 

 

I indeed fully approve of this thread!

For poems should be read

I should scour the forums for my old poems, to add them to this page

and not be from a lost age

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Oh Lady Justice with your hair so red,

Theres no-one lovelier, it must be said.

But wait, is that Colette I see?

Full of fun and a wink for me,

So amazon or playful flirt?

to make a choice, my head doth hurt,

Can I have both? Would we get along?

Or is this wish so ethically wrong?

I guess I will just stand and stare,

At my lovelies with red hair.

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Malifaux is awesome, its true

But the models leave you covered in glue

And don’t mention the beard

Which makes me think that Wyrd

Are laughing at us all too.

 

By Yan Lo's beard, I liked that poem!

 

Looking at Justice from afar,

How I wish to be where you are,

By your side, slaying ressers,

please don't say you're a....married woman.

 

Man, I was preparing that joke myself. But good one.

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Okay, here's my try (poems in foreign languages are hard):

 

There once was a guy called Douglas

who got in a struggle with Justice

because he wanted her on his slab

in his dirty Resurrectionist lab

stabbity, stabbity, stab!

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