Dr. Porkenstein

Title says it all. Just hoping this post will draw attention from some one at Wyrd that can answer.

I dont have a lgs that carries malifaux. Will these be available in the wyrd online store?

Can someone please point me to the English Ivan story regarding he and Mei Feng?

The way it was stated, it sounded as if they were only allocated to certain places.

I'm well aware of what allocate means. No reason to be insolent. I was inquiring about how they were allocated.

Allocate? I hadn't heard this before. Could you please explain? Thank you.

If I have to wait till September for June releases, that's it I'm done.

Well, I preordered from an online store (because my local game shop doesn't carry Malifaux at the moment) and I am still waiting. I called the webstore and they said that they only got in a few items for 3E, Basse Core and Fate deck. No cards, no rule book. Said It probably won't be in till Wednesday when they get those in. So It doesn't appear stores under estimated demand. They didn't get what they ordered in the first place. I was really excited for M3E but I feel really let down by this release. I know some people got their stuff and that's great but I also know a lot of people didn't. Brick and mortar and online stores didn't get the product to get out to customers who preordered. Also print on demand cards are not available on the Vault or Drive thru yet. I know that I can print them but I would like to get my order in so I can get nice ones ASAP. I love Malifaux and the setting, I have supported Wyrd since the beginning, 1E. I used to be a henchman even. But I am close to giving up on Malifaux. What's the point when you can't get the stuff to play the game with?

Actually a Cult of the Burning Man fiddler would be pretty cool. A commander perhaps.

For Queen and Country!

I hope we get a Wild Ones story in the next Chronicles like we did the Dark Carnival last year.

Would totally subscribe to a mail version of the Chronicles. A collected book of everything that has came out in the past would be cool.

Thanks. I was wondering what came out last year and couldn't remember. You are probably right but i can hope.

I am really hoping we get stuff from Wave 4 at Gencon. I want Sandeep to be for sale so bad, but that is probably wishful thinking.

Many children have been abducted in the city of Malifaux, spoiled children with influential parents. All signs point to the evil spirit of the Holiday season, Krampus! The guild has put a price on his head. Can you collect? A Malifaux Story Encounter Event Location: Lost Legion Games and Comics, The Castle, 406 2nd St, Beckley WV 25801 Date: 12/12/15 Time: 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM Soulstones: 35

There is a general lack of Turkeys this year but you faction has found a wild flock deep in the woods. If your faction wants a turkey for your faction Holiday Dinner, yer gonna have to catch em. But other factions are aware of the flock as well, so be careful. Turkey Hunt A Malifaux Story Encounter Event Location: Lost Legion Games and Comics, The Castle, 406 2nd St, Beckley WV 25801 Date: 11/28/15 Time: 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM Soulstones: 35

The Moment Sparks laid eyes on the female human with the big hammer; he knew he was in love. He watched as she delivered smashing blow after blow to the head of the them walkin’ corpses. With each hit brains, guts, and rotten flesh flew through the air. Each wallop of her hammer echoed like thunder. Sparks had been tryin to find a small boat that was rumored to have been wrecked up somewhere in this part of the bayou, it’s crew long since gave up the ghost to gators, skeeters, and other beasts of the swamp. Rumor had it that there were quite a few mechanical whatnots around the wreckage, including one of them new-fangled steam engines that made it go. Sparks would give his right arm to find that kind of stuff. Heck, with those parts he could build him a new one. He had found some human carcasses a few yards back so he presumed he was on the right trail. That’s when heard the ruckus. He peered between the long reeds and saw a tall, red-haired, human woman. At least he was pretty sure she was a human. He hadn’t had a lot of interaction with humans but usually those two big lumps in the front meant it was female even in humans. She was scrappin with some walkin corpses. Could be they was from the boat. He watched her smash the last of the corpses, completely smitten with the beauty amongst the violence and gore. He had never laid his eyes on something so beautiful. The long thin body. The broad purrty head. It was the most spectacular hammer he had ever seen! He had heard tell of a hammer like this. What was it called….oh yeah, relic hammer! He had heard a story bout a human male that killed several of his kin with one. So if a male had one and a female had one….he did a quick count on his fingers….that means there were two out there. And if there was two there could be more. He had to have one. He knew alone he had little chance of gettin it away from the female by himself and by the time he got back with some fellers, she’d be gone. But he knew he had to have one. First he’d find the boat, salvage what he could and then go find out all he could bout these relic hammers. That meant talkin to the smartest gremlin he knew….Dr. Porkenstein. To Be Continued…..

Nice, but I noticed Brotherhood of the Rat wasn't listed. I thought it was coming out in October, but to be honest I can't remember where I heard that. Just curious if it still was. Cheers

Ok thanks Nathan and Aaron. I really want a Gremlin one so if you have 4x great, if not ill buy a 3x. It'll be good motivation to shed a few pounds.

Hi I was wondering what sizes the shirts will be available. I can wear a 3x but it is kind of tight as I am "Lenny sized". So I prefer a 4x. Will those be available or is 3x the biggest? thanks.

OK Thanks Mason. I am happy either way. The models are fantastic and even though I am not a Colette fan, I will be picking this up and I guess starting Arcanist. So in addition to Outcast and Ten thunders and Gremlins for the wife, I can start buying Arcanists. Well played Wyrd. Well played.

Aaron care to comment?

So I'm wondering if the Dark Carnival will get alternate rules of their own later on, perhaps as Neverborn? So you can play them as one faction or the other, not both. The only reason I wonder this is their story in chronicles. They feel very Neverborn.

And their prices look very reasonable. I think I will be picking some of these up.

Anyone know when the September releases will be available on the web store?