Ha, glad to hear the police are the same the world over, or at least that it's not just me.
I get pulled over by the police
Them: You have pulled in a bit close to the junction.
Me: You have parked behind me.
Them: Anyway, do you know why we have pulled you over.
Me: No
Them: You weren't wearing your seatbelt, we have lots of complaints from residents in this area about people not wearing seatbelts.
I was driving through one of the worst areas locally where pretty much only drug dealers live.
Me: I was wearing them.
Them: Anyway, your rear brake light is out so we will be giving you a ticket.
Me: Hmmmn ok.
Them: And you are sure you weren't wearing your seatbelt.
Me: No. I'm sure I was wearing my seatbelt, as I told you.
Anyway, I get the ticket and they move on to abuse their powers elsewhere.
At the garage a few days later.
Garage man: I have no idea what this ticket is, I definately can't issue a fix it stamp.....