Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Surely I’m not the only one that has thought/daydreamed/fantasized, whatever you want to call it, about being in Malifaux. So If you have what faction would you be and what would be your shtick? It can be any shtick even if you make it up. All is welcome, no judgments Me I would be Resurrectionist.(duh) For shtick: I like the grow list idea that Lilith has, so summoning zombies and causing the infection to “grow” and mutate them as they remain on the board. This mechanic would work on corpse counters instead of blood counters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I tend to think of being in Malifaux as I do being in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. None of us would be the badass on the motorcycle, we'd be in the pile of skulls. But, as a pure fantasy speculation, I'd probably settle in as the handsome and capable sheriff of a contract town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 haha as we are now yes I would most likely be the decorative skull on the front of the motorcycle the b.a. is driving or one of the zombies some one else created to do their bidding. Thank god this isn't real life we are talking about though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 In real life, you would be Smitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 ..........you would be smitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbopper Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I would be a guild guard( Redshirt), who would die horribly in his first assignment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 ..........you would be smitty You would be Smitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Well I would be the best Smitty ever...... I feel this conversation is spiraling out of control and in a diffrent direction than what I had intended haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteAccount Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 If I was actually there, I'd try every single minute to not crap myself and to get a ticket out. In super magical happy land where I'm a total badass, I'd go out, punch the $$$$$$$$ out of Sommer, become the gremlin lord and take over all the human settlements. After that I would wage war vs the Neverborn, get into a love/hate relationship with Nekima and would die in her arms by her sword and with a tender kiss... What were we talking about again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Think more positively you manage to survive and some how you have risen through the ranks and have become a master. What's your shtick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Think more positively you manage to survive and some how you have risen through the ranks and have become a master. What's your shtick? Malfaux is not a place that inspires positive thinking. Unless your Taelor. Good Ol' Underboob Taelor. Nothing gets her down. Cept ranged crews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) Oh come on lol. I'm asking you to tap into your creative juices (I know that's hard for you Jonas) and share your Master you have created in your head. I just want to see what other people have created. So stop sabotaging this Jonas haha. Edited December 4, 2012 by Envy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordZombie Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Ok, ok. I will take a swing at this. Of coarse I would have to join the Resurrestionist. That is where all the cool kids are. I would have a zombie hoard at my command, but not just any zombie, augmented zombies. Zombies feel no pain, and will most likely try and grab or maul someone, so why not work with that? Wrap them in barbed wire, remove their hands and replace them with just a bundle of rusty knives, or fill them with poisonous chemicals and gases so even if they can't make it to combat, they are still doing something. Get some pretty faces and sneaky guys to help with getting more bodies and there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteAccount Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Think more positively you manage to survive and some how you have risen through the ranks and have become a master. What's your shtick? I banged Nekima, ain't that enough of a schtick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I banged Nekima, ain't that enough of a schtick? She didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteAccount Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 She didn't think so. I never said she liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor sanguinis Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I would come to malifaux as a botonist. The crazy malifaux powers would wreak havok on my body and change me to neverborn. My thing would be placing plant creachers on the board. They cant move but they eat hight 1 models and can be mean to get around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I would a small inventor who works backstage at the star making clockwork toys for the Girl only to get kidnaped by street gangs where build a suit of armor and become No wait, that's the plot to ironman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Also, it might be awhile before Tuesday finds this thread, so I think we should all also take the time to come up with various tragic backstories for her. Tuesday would start life in Malifaux as a humble seamstress for The Star. One day, a terrible explosion (the third that week at the theater), would leave her injured beyond repair. Acting quickly, they would save her life with the same technology used to save Ryle. In accordance with the rules of Malifaux, she would retain her good looks, however, and gain the ability to control Mannequins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Also, it might be awhile before Tuesday finds this thread, so I think we should all also take the time to come up with various tragic backstories for her. Tuesday would start life in Malifaux as a humble seamstress for The Star. One day, a terrible explosion (the third that week at the theater), would leave her injured beyond repair. Acting quickly, they would save her life with the same technology used to save Ryle. In accordance with the rules of Malifaux, she would retain her good looks, however, and gain the ability to control Mannequins. Tuesday will be here in five to six days, depending on where you live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Albrecht Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 If I were in Malifaux, the Malifaux me would find Malifaux Silver Chocobo and punch him in his Malifaux gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I feel that would hurt, clearly by that point Silver will have a clockwork suit of armor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor sanguinis Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Oh jonas dont forget her chest would tripple in size making her unable to do her trade. Yet another sad story in malifaux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbopper Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Think more positively you manage to survive and some how you have risen through the ranks and have become a master. What's your shtick? Well obviously I would be a spirit as I died on my first assignment. After that Im not sure...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentat_Canis Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Ya I would be a business person with the M&SU improving manufacturing and business practices and would probably die to a guild spy or neverborn without seeing it coming. Though if this was I could become whatever I would go with joining the arcanist with a unstable mix of elemental powers, and well you have to have a leading lady I go with Kearis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.