elril Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Realizing he is alone with two women, C. Hoffman promptly embarrasses himself (-10) Lady J can't see the result of his discomforture, but Sword Vik has a good laugh (+5) Sword Vik - 85 C. Hoffman - 65 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Hoffman starts working on an "upgrade" to help him "deal" with the two women, but it fails miserably. (-10) Sword Vik finds a use for the spare parts anyway. (+5) Sword Vik - 90 C. Hoffman - 55 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket Monkey Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Lady J manifests (+5) and Mr Crow beats up Sword Vic with his mighty guns of steel (-10). Sword Vik - 80 C. Hoffman - 55 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModollerMorgan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Hoffman has a guardian strike sword Vik (-10), Hoping Lady J will be THANKFUL (+5). Sword Vik - 70 C. Hoffman - 60 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathnard Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Having taken on the beast-like aspect of digestive bacteria, Marcus gives Sword Vik mild indigestion (-10) Flipped a 4:crows Aww. Sword Vik - 70 C. Hoffman - 55 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megnc86 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Viktoria Pics Entered into evidence Cat fight in the snow (Sometimes its good to be the guild...-10 Vik, +5 LJ) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 55 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoarcatsPride Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Lady J trips on one of Hoffman's Constructs! (-10 Lady J) C.Hoffman is a witness and snickers! (+5 C.Hoffman) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 60 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Warrior Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Lady J hears Hoffman sniggering and swings her sword at the sound. Vik applauds, thinking Lady J has amazing superpowers rather than very good hearing. (-10 Hoffman, +5 Lady J) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 50 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum528 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Lady J yells "There can be only one (chick with a big sword)" and swings to take of Sword Vik's head. (-10 to Vik). Hoffman has never seen so much girl on girl action and needs to have a seat (+5 to Hoffman) Sword Vik - 50 C. Hoffman - 55 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karavak Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Sword Vik is tired of all the guys talking about her armor.. well.. kind of armor.. well... well what the hell is she wearing she wonders.. Vents her confusing rage on C. Hoffman's metal machines (-10 Hoffman). Lady J decides to have a sandwich (+5 LJ) Sword Vik - 50 C. Hoffman - 45 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Sword Vik's Alt Sculpt comes out and she is wearing even less clothes. +10 Lady J gets decapitated. -5 Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 45 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Hoffman mourns Lady J's "death" (-10 Hoff) Rumors of her demise were greatly exaggerated (+5 LJ) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 35 Lady J - 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Warrior Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Totals are wrong from Keegantir's post - it's +5 and -10, not the other way round. Following Nilus's post, I make it that the totals should be: Sword Vik - 55 C. Hoffman - 35 Lady J - 70 Probably needs confirming by UKRocky though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 You were indeed correct Mr.Warrior (Thanks for helping ) Sword Vik finds a lovely, yet still revealing santa outfit (+5) Hoffman can't find one to fit his peacekeeper (-10) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 25 Lady J - 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarragon Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Lady J gets spiked by the Christmas tree she's trying to set up, cause she can't see the pointy bits. Hoffman sniggers as the Peacekeeper does it for him. Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 30 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Totals are wrong from Keegantir's post - it's +5 and -10, not the other way round. Following Nilus's post, I make it that the totals should be: It was late and I was tired. My bad. Thank you for catching it. *Editing this post to include the totals from Tarragon because this post took the thread to a new page. Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 30 Lady J - 60 Edited December 10, 2011 by Keegantir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruglyother Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Hoffman builds a sleigh with Hunters for Reindeer. Unfortunately, Sword Vik steals it. (-10 Hoff, +5 Vik) Sword Vik - 65 C. Hoffman - 20 Lady J - 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket Monkey Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 in order to restore balance after sword viks crude thieving, lady j steals her masamune, 2 swords = winning Lady j (+5) Sword vik (-10) Sword Vik - 55 C. Hoffman - 20 Lady J - 65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serigala Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Vik doesn't like the way Lady J (-10) is looking at her so takes her sword back while her back was turned (+5). Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 20 Lady J - 55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModollerMorgan Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Lady J and Sword Vik start "cat fighting", Vik is beating Lady J Badly (-10). Hoffman has taken a seat and eating popcorn enjoying the show (+5). Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 25 Lady J - 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegantir Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Sword Vik gets into the cat fight and goes all out on Lady J. Card Flip: 9:masks Lady J (-15) Sword Vik - 60 C. Hoffman - 25 Lady J - 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Baws Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Hoffman starts drinking tea after finishing his popcorn, the catfight is getting intense. (+5) Hoffman throws a cheer for Lady Justice, being a fellow Guildmate and handicapped as well. Lady Justice's Katana cuts Viktoria's dress enough for a wardrobe malfunction, she blushes. (-10) Sword Vik - 50 C. Hoffman - 30 Lady J - 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Noone gets angrier than a woman after a wardrobe malfunction. Sword Vik covers herself up (+5) and promptly gives Hoffman a good slap for watching and cheering (-10) Sword Vik - 55 C. Hoffman - 20 Lady J - 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karavak Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Lady J decides it is time to change the rules of Thunderdome to "Two WOMEN enter, one Woman leaves" and figures even though Hoffman fights like a little school boy who has been shoved in a locker... Rules are the rules.. (-10 Hoffman). Lady J then breaks out into song with "We don't need another hero!" (+5 lady J) Sword Vik - 55 C. Hoffman - 10 Lady J - 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrocky Posted December 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Hoffman wins a turtle in a raffle (+5) Sword Vik really wanted that turtle (-10) Sword Vik - 45 C. Hoffman - 15 Lady J - 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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