Hatchethead Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Hmmmm.... you don't find my offering sweets a bit.... suspicious? ...... ENJOY THE LAXATIVES!!!! Oh.. and as you run back to the cellar you will notice..... I've hidden all the toilet paper! NEver mess with a Gremlin! Nice try. I haven't had a functioning digestive tract since ... forever? *Swallows the laxatives and looks around.* Where's my bag of heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Nice try. I haven't had a functioning digestive tract since ... forever? *Swallows the laxatives and looks around.* Where's my bag of heads? Damn you!!!! Grrrrrr... *resorts to the classic water squirting flower he was wearing on his jacket* *Refills bowel of lazatives* Oh Princess..... where are you? I have a gift for you! Sweets! Lovely Sweets! *Snickers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *rethinks strategy* *Offers up a bowl of delicious looking sweets to Hatchet and Hayzel* Hmmmm.... you don't find my offering sweets a bit.... suspicious? ...... ENJOY THE LAXATIVES!!!! Oh.. and as you run back to the cellar you will notice..... I've hidden all the toilet paper! NEver mess with a Gremlin! *eats sweets given to him by Hayzel* whats that about laxatives *Runs in to the toilets, not noticing he went into the girls room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Amos, don't worry, I'll make copies for everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *eats sweets given to him by Hayzel* whats that about laxatives *Runs in to the toilets, not noticing he went into the girls room* *The cross dressing piglets already in the girls room look up as Chocobo enters* They all chant together "One of us, One of us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Damn you!!!! Grrrrrr... *resorts to the classic water squirting flower he was wearing on his jacket* *Refills bowel of lazatives* Oh Princess..... where are you? I have a gift for you! Sweets! Lovely Sweets! *Snickers* So your the one you gave her those. I'll get you for this Regnak *Runs off to the toilets, again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *comes back into the thread, shotgun slung over her back, pistols drawn, looks around cautiously, keeping her head down* Great... now where am I supposed to sit? *snaps her fingers as she walks to the janitorial closet, all the Terrors and Pigs are engulfed in a brief extra hot flame, so hot the explosives don't go off* All right, Tots, you have your work cut out for you *looks at the Ash falling from the sky* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *The cross dressing piglets already in the girls room look up as Chocobo enters* They all chant together "One of us, One of us!" So do women use the girls room here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Waaaaaazzzzz uuuuuuup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Oh yes, my Dark Angels managed to score me another victory last night in a 3 way battle (1500 a side) against regular space marines (but black ones instead of blue) and chaos space marines in a bitter struggle of kill points. The results were: Dark Angels 6 Chaos Marines 5 Vanilla Marines 4 What really won me the game was that in my first turn I took out a rhino and the 10 plague marines inside and then later destroyed a defiler with a single shot (to the rear armour with a heavy bolter no less!). Good fnu all round. Next week my Dark Angels are after their 7th consecutive victory, who knows who'll accept it though. People were scared of my (non-purifier) Grey Knights army, they're now even more scared of my Dark Angels and wanting me to field GK again, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Waaaaaazzzzz uuuuuuup Regnak poisoned with laxatives, you can shot him if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I kinda made the mess... carful... the ashes can be slippery... *looks nervous as the mass begins to stir* Quick Tots!!! Out the door! We don't want that in here!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 What the hell fell ! # takes out small vial pours small amount of bluish liquid on swirling mass it turns clear like water and than into vapor # this stuff is crazy pricey ! At least make it up by forking over some girl acout cookies (not think mints ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *tears Regnak into little pieces* heheh there all done with torturing today. Nope. My teddy told me not to accept sweets from strangers. *sticks tongue out at Regnaks head rolling on the floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Foe!!! *jumps on foe and gives them a hug* heyy! long time! Sit with me on my throne Foe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 # sits with hazyel # Ummmm so ...... Quit holding out ......let me have it .... Wheres the cola cubes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 # sits with hayzel # Ummmm so ...... Quit holding out ......let me have it .... Wheres the cola cubes ? *giggles pulling out a fresh bag of cola cubes from behind foe* silly goose they were in the pocket I gave you! How have you been sweetie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *giggles pulling out a fresh bag of cola cubes from behind foe* silly goose they were in the pocket I gave you! How have you been sweetie? *Uses his nose to roll his head towards the throne and more importantly the cola cubes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *tosses Foe the box of Samoas* Those are Neverborn cookies... be careful how many you eat... *sits in the clear spot in the corner where the tots have cleaned, pulls out the gun oil, cleans her rifle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Good , busy with work though ! But at least the blood bowl commisions I was working on are sent out, so I can paint my own stuff ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 # Kicks regnaks head across the room away from his cola cubes # Heads up ! Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *sits in the clear spot in the corner where the tots have cleaned, pulls out the gun oil, cleans her rifle* More cleaning?! Wow... I bet you are awesome with a hoover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 # Kicks regnaks head across the room away from his cola cubes # Heads up ! Hahahaha *Wiggles his ears in anger and pulls his best GRRRRRRRR! face* yeah, thats right.... you made me mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRender Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Man dont lose your head over it ! Zing ! Anyone hear any progress on there gen con orders ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 *gather's Regnak's head, puts it next to his torso, flips a card* I only got a six.... *watches as head fuses to torso, looks for a leg* Oi! Tots! Not the Green bits! *goes to collect the rest of the Gremlin* You TOTALLY owe me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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