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*wanders in to see Nilus running out* Odd...

*meanders over to his Muffin tree and taps it* Wake up ya crazy tree... I know your just faking*The thing shakes a bit, the ash falling from it before new leaves and muffins bloom*

Much better.... now lets see... mmmm apple and spice *takes a Muffin and goes to sit on Hatchet's head*

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*Just as Hatchet gets his chainsaw nice a clean Regnak appears and pelts him with Custard pies* :D

*Sits eerily silent, covered in pies. Stands. Stares at Regnak, slowly shaking his head.*

*In a flurry of motion and spattered custard, begins yanking the chainsaw's starter rope. It screams to life in two pulls; adjusting the throttle, revving the engine, belching black smoke ...*

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*Sits eerily silent, covered in pies. Stands. Stares at Regnak, slowly shaking his head.*

*In a flurry of motion and spattered custard, begins yanking the chainsaw's starter rope. It screams to life in two pulls; adjusting the throttle, revving the engine, belching black smoke ...*

ooooh! *looks at the pretty smokey chainsaw in awe* pretty!!

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*Sits eerily silent, covered in pies. Stands. Stares at Regnak, slowly shaking his head.*

*In a flurry of motion and spattered custard, begins yanking the chainsaw's starter rope. It screams to life in two pulls; adjusting the throttle, revving the engine, belching black smoke ...*

*Takes a few steps back eyes wide open in horror* Surely we can talk about this.... its all a misunderstanding... it was Hayzel's fault.... She moved! :D

*While talking he slowly readys a cross-dressing piglet*

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it was Hayzel's fault.... She moved! :D

You hit me with fourteen pies.

And chainsaw > cross-dressing pigs ...

*Takes a step toward Regnak.*

*Deflects lighting with a piglet which arc's into Hatchet who is now not only covered in pies but also singed with smoking rising from him* :D

*Points at Hayzel*

*Stands a moment, swaying, his lips twitching. The chainsaw idles. Shaking it off, he flips the chain break and guns the engine.*

*Looks at Hayzel.*

You wanna gut him, Princess? Or should I?

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