Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 @ Dirial, you could always change it to Blackpool Tower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Interesting joke Dirial...though we don't have the polish as thieving buggers in our stereotypes..Hell, they probably make up about 40% of our population! Heh. Ours, too, probably. Why should you never be glad if a Polish driver hits a wall with his car? It's probably your car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Drunk Malifaux. Crack open the Brewmaster... Take a shot each time you take a "on the house" action? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You give me power. I abuse it. You know this. Spoken like a true Guild member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We have a lot of the name jokes over here, so: What do you call a Russian prostitute? "Onyourbackyoubitch" What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? "Who'dyounickabollockoff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 *tells one of the jokes he knows* *is immediately banned for life* You know the joke of the man who wanted to like this post? He ran out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Take a shot each time you take a "on the house" action? Take a shot every time anyone takes that action.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Strictly speaking Big Ben is the bell, the building is the Victoria Tower Sweet, I have a tower!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 That's what he said!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Take a shot every time anyone takes that action.... Two passed out guys, two pools of Vomit, many drink and dials to ex-girlfriends and friends girlfriend's, one to mom, McDonald's bags, turn 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Two passed out guys, two pools of Vomit, many drink and dials to ex-girlfriends and friends girlfriend's, one to mom, McDonald's bags, turn 2. only two pools of vomit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Well, thanks for ruining my racist joke. You're welcome You know I don't think I know of any jokes about the Dutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We have a lot of the name jokes over here, so: What do you call a Russian prostitute? "Onyourbackyoubitch" What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? "Who'dyounickabollockoff" Ooh, we have those too: Name the Swedish Secretary of Family Affairs: "Lassnreinström" Thief in Chinese: "Lang Fing" Police Hound in Chinese "Lang Fing Fang Wau" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 They have to wear clogs..thats punishment enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You're welcome You know I don't think I know of any jokes about the Dutch Either replace the Belgian or Scot with Dutchman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You're welcome You know I don't think I know of any jokes about the Dutch I found the following on google: weet je hoe het koperdraad is uitgevonden? twee Nederlanders vochten om een stuiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 ah, student memories of strip poker.... Well, strip pretty much any game really, Bingo was interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 @ Victoria: THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!! (if only I understood what you said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I found the following on google: weet je hoe het koperdraad is uitgevonden? twee Nederlanders vochten om een stuiver. "You know how copper wire was invented? Two Dutchmen fought about a 5-pence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Ah...ok, the concept is funny..but in the UK 5 pences are not made from copper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Monopoly is the best. Clothes have financial value, therefore can be purchased like property from the bank when used as payment. Oh the implications!! Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We have a lot of Dutch jokes. Sadly they are mostly about stupid people and are adaptable to whatever group you want to insult. Most of them are told about Düsseldorfer, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You know, people never believe the stories I have from my student days..where is the eveidence they say? Well for a start it was 1993 ish, so cameras were pretty much the old film type..and you couldn't develop the pictures I could take at your local Boots! Plus phones didn't have cameras. I miss the fact I can't sit down with my grandkids and say, "do you want to see the pictures of when Grandpa had that orgy with 3 student nurses and a random French guy?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We have a lot of Dutch jokes. Sadly they are mostly about stupid people and are adaptable to whatever group you want to insult. Most of them are told about Düsseldorfer, I think. There are many of those racist jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Go on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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