Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 @ Dirial, that is interesting...as I said I passed years ago so it might have changed here, but I don't think so.. That would explain why there may be more take up for Automatic cars on the continent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Baseball terms. those are the points the runner must run towards to in order when the ball is in the air. Wait, why do I know this? l am not being clear here, in sexual acts 4th base/home run is being balls deep. What is the rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We only have one exam. You have to be able to drive both. German logic strikes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 It just dawned on me we don't have an easy stereotype for Germans in our jokes..... right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Anyway, we should not be talking about such things as sexual stages..there are young teenagers present (Pd ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 It just dawned on me we don't have an easy stereotype for Germans in our jokes..... right. Who doesn't? The Dutch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Who doesn't? The Dutch? Yeah, heard enough belgian jokes, english jokes, scottisch jokes, etc. But not many about germans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You know, I can't think of many jokes about Germans..I mean we have the stereotypes but actual jokes with punchlines...nope can't think of one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You know, I can't think of many jokes about Germans..I mean we have the stereotypes but actual jokes with punchlines...nope can't think of one.. **rolls up sleeves** What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? "Look Mother, no Hans!" What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went tick tick tick "Ve haf vays of making you tock!" Yeah that actually exhausts my knowledge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 They are pretty crap though really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 German logic strikes again That is the peak of efficiency. Train for all things, use the one you prefer. It has the downside of the license being very expensive and long. I needed half a year and 1700 Euros to make mine, which is pretty crippling while in school. It just dawned on me we don't have an easy stereotype for Germans in our jokes..... right. You know, I can't think of many jokes about Germans..I mean we have the stereotypes but actual jokes with punchlines...nope can't think of one.. Interesting. There aren't many jokes where nationalities play a role here in the first place, with the exception of Russians who are always drunk, Polish who steal, and Scots who are parsimonious. I have no explanation for the latter. **rolls up sleeves** What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? "Look Mother, no Hans!" What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went tick tick tick "Ve haf vays of making you tock!" Yeah that actually exhausts my knowledge Heh. The second one is pretty funny. Although clocks go Tick-Tack here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 @ Deluge..sucks that the cards didn't get there today... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 They are pretty crap though really... It's true, the others I that I have heard I wouldn't consider jokes or worth repeating Heh. The second one is pretty funny. Although clocks go Tick-Tack here. Interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 @ Deluge..sucks that the cards didn't get there today... It's ok it means I can get smashed tonight and just bring out Lilith tomorrow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Wales approves of this plan. (its like the UN in here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Finland disapproves of this plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 its more of an inevitable result as opposed to a plan but thank you all for your unwavering support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Finland disapproves of this plan. nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 So, an English, French and Polish pilot are talking. They come to the topic how to check if they are nearing their home airport in the fog. The French pilot goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Brit goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if I touched Big Ben." The Polish goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if my wrist watch is gone." Dirial is our Secretary-General then? A figurehead without real power? No, thank you. Let zFiend have the job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Why not get wasted while playing Lillith? #DrunkMalifaux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 So, an English, French and Polish pilot are talking. They come to the topic how to check if they are nearing their home airport in the fog. The French pilot goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Brit goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if I touched Big Ben." The Polish goes: "Easy, window open, hand out, hand in, window closed. I'm there if my wrist watch is gone." A figurehead without real power? No, thank you. Let zFiend have the job. Strictly speaking Big Ben is the bell, the building is the Victoria Tower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Interesting joke Dirial...though we don't have the polish as thieving buggers in our stereotypes..Hell, they probably make up about 40% of our population! And we never listen to Finland, so motion is not denied.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You give me power. I abuse it. You know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Strictly speaking Big Ben is the bell, the building is the Victoria Tower Well, thanks for ruining my racist joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Drunk Malifaux. Crack open the Brewmaster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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