PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Fiend does that. He comes online, farts in every room, than leaves before people can complain about the smell. To be fair, there are worse ploys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "Crop dusting" is the correct term here Good to know. Although I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "Crop dusting" is the correct term here Checking to see how the crops grow? (I did read it as Corpse Dusting first...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Fiend does that. He comes online, farts in every room, than leaves before people can complain about the smell. Indeed I do. Only 3k or so posts and I'm past Nathan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Today, I learned that one of the old Swedish kings was called "Eric the Lisp and Lame". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Today, I learned that one of the old Swedish kings was called "Eric the Lisp and Lame". Not a cool name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Today, I learned that one of the old Swedish kings was called "Eric the Lisp and Lame". Lol awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Anything notable about his reign, or was that pretty much it? He was overthrown, lived in Denmark, came back after the other King died, reigned, died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Today, I learned that one of the old Swedish kings was called "Eric the Lisp and Lame". Did he have an exceptional schlong? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Anything notable about his reign, or was that pretty much it? He got overthrown and was capable of returning afterwards to rule as a king, so that is something. He also had pyshical disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Crop dusting I believe refers to the fact that you are spreading an 'emission' across a large area... Like the planes fertilising/pestkilling the fields in the big countries like the US! Wouldn't work in the UK, you'd literally get the plane up and already you are thirty miles away from your farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 He got overthrown and was capable of returning afterwards to rule as a king, so that is something. He also had pyshical disability. And a Lisp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 I would say more like dyslexia. *Apologies to anyone who actually does suffer from dyslexia. My brother in law does and it is not nice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Did he have an exceptional schlong? I love this thread. Only here can you read such a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Did he have an exceptional schlong? Big, but a limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 what, his schlong was that big..it had its own limp!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Crop dusting I believe refers to the fact that you are spreading an 'emission' across a large area... Like the planes fertilising/pestkilling the fields in the big countries like the US! Wouldn't work in the UK, you'd literally get the plane up and already you are thirty miles away from your farm. In Germany, you'd hit some organic farm, which would be illegal, so you'd probably get sued. I love this thread. Only here can you read such a question. Well, I'd still like to know where the idea of king size manhood comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Big, but a limp. Talk about frustration. Like a minigun with no bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Talk about frustration. Like a minigun with no bullets. Hence the lisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Hence the lisp *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 maybe the king size refers to just being big, like the beds. Though why a king should get the bigger beds is beyond me. Privileged arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Didn't the measurement of 1 Foot come from Henry XIII? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 maybe the king size refers to just being big, like the beds. Though why a king should get the bigger beds is beyond me. Privileged arses. The bed of king Louis XIV. (pretty much the epitome of the word king) was actually pretty small. He slept half upright because he didn't like to lower his head before anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 The bed of king Louis XIV. (pretty much the epitome of the word king) was actually pretty small. He slept half upright because he didn't like to lower his head before anyone. You can't get more "King" than that guy. it doesn't suprise me to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 You can't get more "King" than that guy. it doesn't suprise me to be honest True. There was an elaborate ceremony which important courtier was allowed to wake him up in the morning and assist him with his morning shit. It was a great honor. Imagine that today: Obama: "Well, Hillary, you have succeeded in the battle of influence, and are thus allowed to hold my hand why I take the first shit tomorrow morning." Clinton: "God bless America!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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