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...but... I have Wardens...

Those are Guild assets which you have no claim over nor should you be in possession of such assets citizen. I suggest you return those immediately to the Guild headquarters for your own sake.

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You have let the Guild down twice today officer Dirial.

 

I actually planned to demo with Ressers.

 

...but... I have Wardens...

 

You are a probationary officer. I assign officer ZFiend as your supervisor. He will decide if you are allowed to live... erm, continue your service once your probationary time is up.

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Those are Guild Leveticus assets which you have no claim over nor should you be in possession of such assets citizen. I suggest you return those immediately to the Guild headquarters Salvage and Logistics for your own sake.

 

Dude you made a few mistakes there... Corrected them for you though :D

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I actually planned to demo with Ressers.

I highly recommend you not speak such words out loud officer Dirial. Be it as a joke or not, it's this kind of words and possible affiliations to the Resurrectionist uprising that makes officers like yourself simply disappear. I wish not to take this any higher than this officer Dirial. Take this as a kind advice from an officer to another and stay true to our noble cause from here on. I wish not to hear this again.

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*yells behind a curtain*

"Alyce, Call the Viks, they've got a date with the zGuild!"

I fear not your women who can't dress themselves appropriately, nor do we fear swords at the Guild. You are outcasts for a reason you scum.

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I highly recommend you not speak such words out loud officer Dirial. Be it as a joke or not, it's this kind of words and possible affiliations to the Resurrectionist uprising that makes officers like yourself simply disappear. I wish not to take this any higher than this officer Dirial. Take this as a kind advice from an officer to another and stay true to our noble cause from here on. I wish not to hear this again.

 

As I planned to lose my demo game, it was more of a practice round on how to kill Ressers, really. But I duly noted your advice.

 

the Missus so that's what I'll be doing tonight

 

Have fun with that, you player!

 

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As I planned to lose my demo game, it was more of a practice round on how to kill Ressers, really. But I duly noted your advice.

Excuses and reasons made after such affiliations bare little meaning officer Dirial.
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I fear not your women who can't dress themselves appropriately, nor do we fear swords at the Guild. You are outcasts for a reason you scum.

 

We both know the Viks trash anything the Guild can throw at them... 

 

encourage players to not take Hamelin? :D

 

Encourage them to buy into the game. Not to buy into a lifetime of sadness, depression, rats and potential pedophilia... That Hamelin and his fascination with kids.. I tell ya it'll be the end of him should the authorities catch up to him :D

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