Dirial Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Morning all 2. MD, I wasn't going to say anything about your Ht 1 Incorporeal Insignificant wedding tackle, but I think Greedy for Attention just made the list Morning, Crush. MD is going to do a wedding tackle? He will not outshine the Austringer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Morning Crushy. Another case has been made to not go to the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Morning, Crush. MD is going to do a wedding tackle? He will not outshine the Austringer. WHY AM I OUT OF LIKES ALREADY! IT'S 11:15am! *liked* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 3. My triumphant return to my own gym has crippled me... oh god my shoulders and chest... *weeps* see, exercise is bad for you... Also note..Fiend broke his wrist in a gym. Further proof that all i need to do is sit at my desk and get fat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I don't get what the deal with those stag weekends is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Cons of gym: Getting sweaty with no pleasure Mirrorfuckers Injuries Aching Muscles Extortionate memberships Pros of Gym: Yoga pants Its still not enough to get me there...especially since friday is Abs' missus' yoga day!! Yoga pants will be waiting to greet me on my return home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I don't get what the deal with those stag weekends is. it seems to be get pissed, embarrass the stag, try and get him to cop off with either a stripper or a dodgy lass..sometimes both. Thankfully mine was much more civilised. We went paintballing, had a Takeaway and played Poker ... No STD's contracted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Without the reference to the wife, it sounds like they're your pants lol, i may be super gorgeous but i am not going to try and fit in yoga pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 it seems to be get pissed, embarrass the stag, try and get him to cop off with either a stripper or a dodgy lass..sometimes both. Thankfully mine was much more civilised. We went paintballing, had a Takeaway and played Poker ... No STD's contracted... My experience as well. Laser Tagging, manly food, drinks, good friends. Was on one with strippers involved. Wasn't very enjoyable, at least to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Well that does sound fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 2. MD, I wasn't going to say anything about your Ht 1 Incorporeal Insignificant wedding tackle, but I think Greedy for Attention just made the list I was just letting Dirial in on the jokes, it's only fair that he get to have a pop at my minuscule ghostly penis before it runs it's course. No attention seeking here, I'm quite happy skulking in the shadows. Morning, Crush. MD is going to do a wedding tackle? He will not outshine the Austringer. Wedding Tackle is an English slang term for the ol' Meat and Two Veg If that's the case, he may need you guys on the honeymoon after all *rimshot* Also, MD, good luck with the stag weekend Thanks, I think I'll probably need it. it seems to be get pissed, embarrass the stag, try and get him to cop off with either a stripper or a dodgy lass..sometimes both. Thankfully mine was much more civilised. We went paintballing, had a Takeaway and played Poker ... No STD's contracted... Pretty much this and if you walk away unscathed it's considered a win. Was on one with strippers involved. Wasn't very enjoyable, at least to me. I feel the same, why would I want to pay for mutton when I can get lamb for free at home. I'd much rather have the Mrs than some random tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Implying you've already ruined more than one pair of the wife's pants in the attempt? lol, i don't see that implication.. Anyway she would make me buy my own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 why would I want to pay for mutton when I can get lamb for free at home. And you call me a sheepweasel!?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 And you call me a sheepweasel!?!! He's english. He needs something to keep his superiority act up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 And you call me a sheepweasel!?!! Metaphorical mutton and lamb. If I was going to go after an animal I'd at least make it a challenge, I'd go after a grizzly bear, at least I'd get a decent cuddle after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Metaphorical mutton and lamb. If I was going to go after an animal I'd at least make it a challenge, I'd go after a grizzly bear, at least I'd get a decent cuddle after! Be aware and don't catch a fiendbear! Now THAT'S a stag night to talk about for years to come Not going after a stag on the stag night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Essentially, its representative of the groom's last bout of freedom before his life sentence begins. Actually, it's more of a a test to see if the groom is able to withstand the... stimuli... of the unbound world in his bound life, not a celebration of freedom. You're not supposed to take part in the more seedy activities. People seem to get that wrong a lot recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Now THAT'S a stag night to talk about for years to come If the grooms party hasn't been ripped to pieces.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Actually, it's more of a a test to see if the groom is able to withstand the... stimuli... of the unbound world in his bound life, not a celebration of freedom. You're not supposed to take part in the more seedy activities. People seem to get that wrong a lot recently. very wrong. I still don't see the appeal of being made to sit on a chair whilst an overweight granny tries to grind away over you. It seems to be a well known fact that hired strippers are never decent looking lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 The perfect ending to the story of the greatest stag party ever: "... there were no survivors." .....and the bride high fives her bridesmaids and runs off with the greek waiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 "How zFiend Broke His Wrist and Other Tales of Adventure" bestseller list right there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 "How zFiend Broke His Wrist and Other Tales of Adventure" We will not speak of this forum rule breaking monstrosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I don't know... they both sound very similar If you can't see the difference, you're probably not ready for it either. very wrong. I still don't see the appeal of being made to sit on a chair whilst an overweight granny tries to grind away over you. It seems to be a well known fact that hired strippers are never decent looking lol.... What's wrong? And what does the appearance of the strippers have to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 We will not speak of this forum rule breaking monstrosity. bit harsh...fiend is ok really.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 bit harsh...fiend is ok really.. I was speaking of the book. Some of those adventures are really nsfw. In my stories, the bride would run off with the bridesmaids *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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