zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 We'd much rather be thought of as shagging the english...and thats saying something. Honestly. I still think that counts as bestiality all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 oh and mint sauce on everything? Not heard that...its only supposed to go with Lamb! I would say a Brit is more likely to put either salt, pepper or Tomato sauce on everything...sometimes all 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 We really shouldn't. New England should be its own nation. Same goes for California and Texas. Alaska. Hawaii. Probably carve up the Pacific Northwest into its own nation. Make at least three out of the Midwest. Southwest becomes a giant New Mexico. Then another two nations out of the Eastern Seaboard and Southeast. I don't even know why we have a New England and a New Mexico anymore. Pretty arrogant to just add New to the name of the country we took it from, like we improved on it and made it better just by owning it somehow. Bloody americans... What happened to the old Jersey? Fall apart in the wash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Well, the UK does have regional stereotypes, i guess they just aren't as known outside of the UK! Jordies, Brummies, Southerners, Londoners, Welsh, Scottish, Scousers... etc. The List goes on and on. As for Tea, I'm not a fan. I don't drink tea or coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 They use it as lube for the sheep, duh. I believe it's called TicTacing The Pillow. They think they're clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 They use it as lube for the sheep, duh. Apart from the fact we DON@T shag sheep...mint on the nether regions? Are you insane? or zfiend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Are you insane? or zfiend? Which of these is the better option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The worst thing I've heard is that you drink warm beer. Warm beer! Also that you put mint sauce on everything, but I suspect thats something Scottish rather than english. Warm Beer?! FUCK THAT! It's cold or not at all. You're probably confusing that with Cider. Certain types of Scrumpy is traditionally drank warm / hot. Also Mint Sauce is just for Roast Lamb, we don't usually put it on anything else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Which of these is the better option? I heard you can cure the insane somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I heard you can cure the insane somehow. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I heard you can cure the insane somehow. yup..stick them in a room with zfiend. Soon sobers the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 What happened to the old Jersey? Fall apart in the wash? That annoys me about America, it's like when they named everything they were so braindead they couldn't think up anything new so they just grabbed an atlas and copied everybody elses town names etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 That annoys me about America, it's like when they named everything they were so braindead they couldn't think up anything new so they just grabbed an atlas and copied everybody elses town names etc. lol, to be fair a lot of the place names were named by the settlers i assume or their immediate descendants.. Can't really blame the Americans for that.. well, we can...i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 That annoys me about America, it's like when they named everything they were so braindead they couldn't think up anything new so they just grabbed an atlas and copied everybody elses town names etc. Had they gone with their own ideas everything would be called shit like: Bazooka alley, Machine Gun Street, Grenade and Tits Town etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 That annoys me about America, it's like when they named everything they were so braindead they couldn't think up anything new so they just grabbed an atlas and copied everybody elses town names etc. It's pretty annoying to see a famillair town name and realize they were talking about the American variant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 You can blame us brits for a lot...there is a whole host of American cities named after their british counterparts..we obviously weren't that creative. We set sail from Plymouth.... we Landed in...Plymouth.... How awesome is that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Yes. Just. Yes. I'd move there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Tits town? Thats gotta be where i live! Seriously the girls and women round here are well stacked....and they aren't necesarily big girls either... I would love to know what the average bra size for my local area is... There must be something in the water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 New Mexico. New York. New Jersey. New Hampshire. North Carolina. South Carolina. North Dakota. South Dakota. Virginia. West Virginia. Saddest part, we included directions in their names, most people still couldn't find them on a map here. That is my point exactly and it even comes down to smallers towns and cities rather than states or major cities. We have a major historical City in Britain called Bath which is steeped in Roman Architecture. There is over 10 of them in the USA, I mean come on. That's just lazy! Bath, California Bath, IllinoisBath, IndianaBath, MaineBath, MichiganBath, New HampshireBath, New York (town)Bath, New York (village)Bath, North CarolinaBath, PennsylvaniaBath, South CarolinaBath, South DakotaBath, West Virginia Bath County, KentuckyBath County, Virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Tits town? Thats gotta be where i live! Seriously the girls and women round here are well stacked....and they aren't necesarily big girls either... I would love to know what the average bra size for my local area is... There must be something in the water... I believe me and CJ are coming for a visit. Make the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I heard the "Pilgrims" were actually "deported," is that true? Depends on which history you want! Most of our overseas settlers were 'people of not so high social standing'! But i think there may have been some decent folk in there. Until they ran short of food the other side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 That is my point exactly and it even comes down to smallers towns and cities rather than states or major cities. We have a major historical City in Britain called Bath which is steeped in Roman Architecture. There is over 10 of them in the USA, I mean come on. That's just lazy! Bath, California Bath, IllinoisBath, IndianaBath, MaineBath, MichiganBath, New HampshireBath, New York (town)Bath, New York (village)Bath, North CarolinaBath, PennsylvaniaBath, South CarolinaBath, South DakotaBath, West Virginia Bath County, KentuckyBath County, Virginia Baths are obviously better than showers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Saddest part, we included directions in their names, most people still couldn't find them on a map here. Here we have a province called "North-Brabant" but no south brabant. (That one is actually in belgium, where it is called Brabant) Most people call it just Brabant though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I believe me and CJ are coming for a visit. Make the sofa. Lol... I just don't understand it..a slight slim 5 foot girl has what must be natural EE boobs! It looks weird, yet great. Evolution huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Most of our overseas settlers were 'people of not so high social standing'! This says a lot! Take Australia for example, they are pretty much all bat shit crazy! Probably down to the fact that 90% of the original inhabitants were our serial killers, rapists and various other forms of hardened criminals. Says something about the gene pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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