TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Just you sitting in a hotel room for an hour? Nailed it! Edit: Or not, as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Well I guess we've got work to do... *cue 80s movie training montage music* That sounds like a bad porn line.. Please tell me you're not the plumber in this Montage.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I'm sad to see Jon Stewart leave The Daily Show. His replacement will never match him. Same. Part of me thinks they should just end the show. He created something damn near to perfection. Just give the new guy a brand new show in the same timeslot, but don't make him live up to Stewart's work. That sounds like a bad porn line.. Please tell me you're not the plumber in this Montage.. He's the pizza delivery guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I deliver packages... *giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 He's the pizza delivery guy. The meat lover extraordinaire was ordered to this address.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Currently debating lunch. It's not quite 11am, but when you're up at 5 to go to the gym/run, 11am is a legitimate lunch hour. Otherwise, will probably put together the Seamus box set. Oh man, felt so dirty typing that last sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 So what all does everyone have planned for today besides trying to bleach the image of me and delicious pizza from their minds? Now who would even want to bleach that? I am going on a date in an hour and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I am going on a date in an hour and a half. Does SHE know she's going on a date? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Mickey! YES! Seamus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Does SHE know she's going on a date? Actually.. She asked me out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Nice! Well as much sh*t that gets thrown around on the forum, hope it goes well for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Nice! Well as much sh*t that gets thrown around on the forum, hope it goes well for you. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I am going on a date in an hour and a half. Good luck. You will need all of it. How did the redhead date go btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Oh right. She liked pop music and watched reality TV. So not well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidicide Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Her: "Hey, would you mind carrying this to my car for me, it's pretty heavy." zFiend: "A date!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patzer Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Oh right. She liked pop music and watched reality TV. So not well. If that is the "wrong" answer, what is the correct one then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 If that is the "wrong" answer, what is the correct one then? Metal and Battle Royale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Oh right. She liked pop music and watched reality TV. So not well. Still salvagable. If that is the "wrong" answer, what is the correct one then? You want to delve into the flithy, dark depths of zFiends mind? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Going out on a limb here - death metal (bonus points if northern european and/or mentions dragons) and off-the-wall horror movies. Either that or J. S. Bach and some indie documentary on the plight of fishermen in Azerbaijan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Some people just have no understanding what's good for them. Or they are suicidal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 ... this will not end well for the girl later. .....nor for zFiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 ... this will not end well for the girl later. Parasol isn't a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patzer Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Metal and Battle Royale. What is Battle Royale? You want to delve into the flithy, dark depths of zFiends mind? I have ben there before, it takes a while to get used to, but once you do it ain't that bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 .....nor for zFiend. It's a matter of perspective. Like the titanic. At least a few people survived and they got to make a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 What is battle Royale? Patzer! Ffs you goddamn Neverborn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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