Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 For example, Americans picture all Germans as having crazy sex dungeons - I think David Hasselhoff is partly to blame. Best to just roll with it. Yeah, that one is actually true. You have to be 18, though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You certainly have a different kind of humour. Hah, this is true. My parents told me a story of when they were younger. Dad (American) asked my mom (Finnish) why she didn't tell him she loved him more often. Her response: "I told you last week, don't you remember? If it changes I'll let you know." To this day I'm convinced she was only partially joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 So I just saw a pretty woman with a bag that had a horse whip sticking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Humour? I say everything in absolute seriousness. I never kid or joke. So, the fact that you had no humour is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 So I just saw a pretty woman with a bag that had a horse whip sticking out. Maybe she has a horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Through her open window... From behind the bushes... Sinner... To put it in Malifaux terms. There will be some discarding and Furious Casting tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 To put it in Malifaux terms. There will be some discarding and Furious Casting tonight. I did not want to know these associations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 What? I'm playing von Schill tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 To put it in Malifaux terms. There will be some discarding and Furious Casting tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Interesting read. Now I know. Yeah. If you come here and expect to be courted because you're a manly Amercian, you're in for sore disapointment. Since I don't think that's something you'd do, you'd be alright, I guess. To put it in Malifaux terms. There will be some discarding and Furious Casting tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Now Dirial that gif just makes it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 So that's what you kids are calling it these days? That would be an epic name for a dong. Also it doesn't keep its clothes on so it suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Now Dirial that gif just makes it worse. You think? I just wanted an excuse to put Yvonne Strahovsky in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You think? I just wanted an excuse to put Yvonne Strahovsky in the thread. There is always an excuse to include her. You know what. No excuses needed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You think? I just wanted an excuse to put Yvonne Strahovsky in the thread. You need an excuse for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Well thanks for the vote of confidence. I know my people aren't the pride and joy of the tourism industry anymore, but I never expect better treatment because of it. It's more like I didn't want to get to Germany and look around like "wow... these people don't like me... was it something I did?" It's less about being the pride and joy, more about being obnoxious. You have know that most Germans find everything obnoxious that is ineffective and a waste of time. Unfortunately, making polite small talk in the hopes of someone to like you is a pretty big waste of time.... Thinking that a man needs to be masculine and a woman wants to be conquered is also pretty obnoxious. Women tend to be quite good at the conquering part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Thinking that a man needs to be masculine and a woman wants to be conquered is also pretty obnoxious. Women tend to be quite good at the conquering part. Well, you are experienced in that regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Took me 20 minutes to go across the street and get a coffee. Stupid, stupid presidential motorcade. Tourists in DC: OMG, look, the president is driving past! Locals: FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 #SelfHatingAmericanAngst That might be a little uncalled for. I think Americans have somewhat skewed views of what is a question of freedom or security, but that's the price you pay for living in the most powerful oligarchy in the world. Well, you are experienced in that regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Took me 20 minutes to go across the street and get a coffee. Stupid, stupid presidential motorcade. Tourists in DC: OMG, look, the president is driving past! Locals: FML. I think that is everywhere with well-known people. Tourists and visitors will like it. Locals.... not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You think? I just wanted an excuse to put Yvonne Strahovsky in the thread. No excuse needed, just chuck her in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I missed a court hearing a couple months ago because the president wanted to randomly stop and get a burger. On the flip side, everyone in this city knows it's a reality. When I told the judge why my client didn't have representation at his hearing and the event had to be rescheduled, he laughed and gave me a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 And, I HATE my LGS!! I go in there at lunchtime to mooch, no intention to buy.. The dude is having a sale on damaged box goods...and what was in the pile? Misaki box for HALF PRICE!! What could I do? I feckin bought it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 What could I do? I feckin bought it.... I bought a Pathfinder, the Lone Marshal and a metal Specialist today, all on a whim. Does someone have a card for a Specialist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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