PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I live and hope that one day, just one day he might not be so... zFiend. You are right. We all hope so. He just likes crushing those hopes. There are days after being on here I feel myself dying a little inside. zFiend's influence crosses oceans! I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Cult forming somewhere in the world getting ready to worship his insane ramblings AKA "Teachings" *hides zFiend cult robes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Cult of zFiend..? That would be amazing! After an hour of reading through my "teachings" the minister could go "and that is the disappointing end of our time today" to which the whole crowd replies in unison "that's what she said". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Cult of zFiend..? That would be amazing! After an hour of reading through my "teachings" the minister could go "and that is the disappointing end of our time today" to which the whole crowd replies in unison "that's what she said". Ahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Cult of zFiend..? That would be amazing! After an hour of reading through my "teachings" the minister could go "and that is the disappointing end of our time today" to which the whole crowd replies in unison "that's what she said". one hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 one hour? Could be up to like 90 minutes too. I ramble a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Could be up to like 90 minutes too. I ramble a lot. The only thing you do for over an hour, hm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 The only thing you do for over an hour, hm? No. I play malifaux for over an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 No. I play malifaux for over an hour. You missed that opportunity. Sorry if I'm not funny today. I am in a shitty mood.... My foundation spray can just malfunctioned. Joy of joys. I'll have to clean my fingers with my wife's nail polish remover. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Not going to bait, hmm? You missed that opportunity. Sorry if I'm not funny today. I am in a shitty mood.... My foundation spray can just malfunctioned. Joy of joys. I'll have to clean my fingers with my wife's nail polish remover. Shit. Thats not good Dirial. I feel for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Never had that happen before. It just wouldn't stop spraying. One more thing to cross from the bucket list. Now waiting for some innuendo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You missed that opportunity. Nah I'm just honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Never had that happen before. It just wouldn't stop spraying. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Cult of zFiend..? That would be amazing! After an hour of reading through my "teachings" the minister could go "and that is the disappointing end of our time today" to which the whole crowd replies in unison "that's what she said". And now my children, it is time to read from the Gospel. "It was written and so shall it be, a man shall take thy woman and thoroughly fuck up thy dates. He shall backhand thy wench unless she adorns herself in thy fanciest of parasols. He shalt spendeth all thy time at the excersizorium and become fond of the dead. You shal't not press thy flesh with Myrra" Here ends our semen *coughs* ahem, sermon. Crowd replies "That's what she said" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Commandments of zFiend: 1. Thou shallt never miss a that's what she said joke once the opportunity arises. That's about it really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 And now my children, it is time to read from the Gospel. "It was written and so shall it be, a man shall take thy woman and thoroughly fuck up thy dates. He shall backhand thy wench unless she adorns herself in thy fanciest of parasols. He shalt spendeth all thy time at the excersizorium and become fond of the dead. You shal't not press thy flesh with Myrra" Here ends our semen *coughs* ahem, sermon. Crowd replies "That's what she said" I wonder what is more terrifying. The idea of the Cult of zFiend or the fact that we can all imagine it clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I wonder what is more terrifying. The idea of the Cult of zFiend or the fact that we can all imagine it clearly. I know both of them are amazing! My first recruit will be the great preacher of the filthened word. CJ, The Pope of Filth. He seems to agree with me the most. Isn't that guy amazing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I wonder what is more terrifying. The idea of the Cult of zFiend or the fact that we can all imagine it clearly. I imagine it as the Cult of the Black Goat. Romping through the woods, performing crazy fertility rites, and the high priest is part of the social elite, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I imagine it as the Cult of the Black Goat. Romping through the woods, performing crazy fertility rites, and the high priest is part of the social elite, of course. I can't think zFiend being part of the social elite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I can't think zFiend being part of the social elite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Or anything other social for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Or anything other social for that matter. Can't deny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I can't think zFiend being part of the social elite. He isn't the high priest. He's the prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I am summoned. Remove half my Wd, and let's get this party going. Hello Crushy. How's it going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 He isn't the high priest. He's the prophet. Hahaha. I am all out likes again. I had them. And I spent them all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 YES! I mean.. Yeah sure. She can tag along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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