Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I have been watching the latest reality show to hit the UK..I survived a zombie Apocalypse, where 12 contestants get stuck in a shopping mall for a week and are beset by zombies..they have to do tasks and try and survive. (picking up tips obviously, can't have filthy ressers running around like they own the place) I realised I would be bad on that show. The contestants aren't allowed to attack the zombies, just run. I would be grabbing the nearest crowbar or similar and smacking heads out of instinct. I blame the Walking Dead for that. Or Guild training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I realised I would be bad on that show. I'd be running around in a tophat giving them parasols.. Yeah I agree with you, I wouldn't fair all that well either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 lol, I think once adrenalin kicks in, if I knew at the start it was actors, my brain might not compute....Fight or flee and all that ! I will steer clear and keep practicing for the real zombie apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 keep practicing for the real zombie apocalypse. If I'd survive in the real one with the parasols the next thing would definitely get me killed.. I'd wait for them to kinda stop doing anything and then I'd throw out the MUAHAHAHAHAHA with my arms raised and alert every fucking zombie in a few kilometers and die a happy man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Depends on the situation. If my family survived too, I would be doing my utmost to defend them and try to survive as a unit as long as possible. If I was alone, I can see myself not giving a F**K and just being gung ho about things...probably wouldn't last long with that attitude though.. But I wouldn't want to become a zombie, so I guess some form of failsafe would be needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 1. Stock up on Blunt instruments. 2. Hang around with idiots, or at least those you can outrun. 3. Wear Black. Just cos its cool. 4. Have a group with at least two first aiders, a natural leader, a reconciler and cannon fodder. 5. Don't forget the two tap rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Best solution would be to have a disaster list on standby... I already know where I need to go and who I need to collect in order to survive any prolonged siege against my well-being. Additionally, there are 6 apartments in my building, and I'm on the top floor. Pretty much the last meal they'd get to, so I've got time to get away Shoot, Im in the middle of nowhere surrounded by sheep. Its like an all they can eat buffet. I could probably just stroll on past and wave. Plus top floor sounds good, but if the lifts are screwed and the stairwells filled...where you gonna go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 notice when we start talking about offing zombies, zfiend disappears....... MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustcrusher Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I hate that the term "double-tap" requires me to go to Urban Dictionary these days. It used to mean "tap the joystick twice in the same direction" when fighting games were a new thing. ....and I just got back from Urban Dictionary. Net result- worse off than not knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Morning, gents. Have my big day today, so I wish you all a day as happy as mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I wish you all a day as happy as mine! F*** you and your happiness. I just woke up and I'm grumpy. Reading all about killing zombies in the morning and sh**. Nah, honestly hope you two have a great day, I'm very happy for you my friend. Have a great great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Morning, gents. Have my big day today, so I wish you all a day as happy as mine! Congratulations mr. and mrs. Dirial. May it last long and prosper! *snif* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Getting emotional poet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Getting emotional poet? Only a little bit. The beta forums are down after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Oh that's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Oh ffs.. Now there's a yoga pants girl with a damn fine ass doing squats.. now that's a ca8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Oh ffs.. Now there's a yoga pants girl with a damn fine ass doing squats.. now that's a ca8! Ca8 Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Ca8 Indeed And everytime the goddamn pants run up to emphasize that figure. Those should be banned. My whole workout got ruined and I got so busted multiple times for checking her our. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Better be more secretive the next time then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 And everytime the goddamn pants run up to emphasize that figure. Those should be banned. My whole workout got ruined and I got so busted multiple times for checking her our. See, I said it would be a good day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 See, I said it would be a good day! Today shall be a good day Even though it started a bit grey But now the sun started to shine and we toast on the marriage with wine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 morning all Looks like this is going to be another lazy, grey sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Ever since the wave 3 beta forums were vanished, I have no purpose I felt my post count plummet as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I should probably print out the current stat cards. Then reprint them again when the release the finals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 W3 has some pretty cool stuff. Emissaries look neat. Harry is my favorite guy. Bunraku are changed pretty good. Changelings have a 90% chance of cuddles though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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