Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Takes over the body of the nearest living creature. Ha! You can't stop me that easily. #Looks at new body# Mmmm, boobs. I'll be in my bunk. heh....and now the world is all mine...ALL MINE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliver Chocobo Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 really *waves to AB's from inside his death star* Are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 BOO! Terrible use of the GM powers...at least be creative in generating a TPK! After GMing for over 20 years I could be more creative, but right now "rocks fall, everyone dies" kinda sums up my viewpoint on everything today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 One of those days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 TPK: Bag of Holding into Heward's Handy Haversack :angel: ... ... although... that's PLAYER based, usually, not GM... Still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Eeesh...not very bright players, eh, Fell? lol. And I'm still debating hugging or freezing you...do you realize how far behind I am in painting because you infected me with this bug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 :angel: it wasn't a game I GMed or played in... but it's one of my favorite stories... I know a guy who played and assassin, and he killed people by putting a by of holding over their heads then cutting a hole in the bag.... different gaming group, but it's still fun... Don't tell Path, but that's what I've got here *pats bag* It's Heward's Handy Haversack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Takes over the body of the nearest living creature. Ha! You can't stop me that easily. #Looks at new body# Mmmm, boobs. I'll be in my bunk. Erm... Steam... get out of my body.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Eeesh...not very bright players, eh, Fell? lol. And I'm still debating hugging or freezing you...do you realize how far behind I am in painting because you infected me with this bug? hugging.....its usually safer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 heh....and now the world is all mine...ALL MINE!!!! *coughs and pats Abs on the shoulder* ahem... i think you mean the world is mine abs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 *coughs and pats Abs on the shoulder* ahem... i think you mean the world is mine abs... Ok.... Allyours...and mine...and steam...well he is in your body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 *coughs and pats Abs on the shoulder* ahem... i think you mean the world is mine abs... And how did you reach my shoulder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Yes, hugging Fell would be much safer...maybe. She might shoot me, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamHammer Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Erm... Steam... get out of my body.... #Grumble# OK. Nice holiday while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 And how did you reach my shoulder? You see i can grow or shrink depending on my mood. So if i wanted to be taller than you then i can be... Just because i portray myself as an innocent flesh eating sweet neverborn princess, doesnt mean im small.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 One of those days? Yep, in to much pain to give a damn about anything today really. As for fun stories, 1 mage in a group I DM's decided to play patience/solitaire wit ha Deck of Many things, he then subsequently got possessed by a intelligent magical staff in his possession and was compelled into walking off a cliff when the staff realised the PC was Good whilst the staff was Evil (and it couldn't bear being possessed by someone that was nice). Not character assassination on my part, I gave the players every possible opportunity to remove the staff from the mage. My usual sort of campaign would designed to have about 30 - 40 subplots and side adventures in case the players fell off the track of the main plot and put them back on it, fixed timelines (if they weren't there, they've missed it), at least 6 variations on the campaign ending (each dependent on how well or what the players did, saw, didn't seem learned or didn't learn, etc), no naming of any creature type (I believed in stead in graphic descriptions of the appearance), brilliant mood setting, countless red herrings, things that could kill any of them easily, only 10% reward from combat (so if something awarded 100xp, it now awarded 10xp), 80%+ of all xp earned came from roleplaying. You get the idea. If I also mention that I specialised in Ravenloft, you can see how my campaigned tended to work well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 #Grumble# OK. Nice holiday while it lasted. Lol, *clicks fingers and makes steam into an actual woman* there you go, just felt it odd with you being in me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 You see i can grow or shrink depending on my mood. So if i wanted to be taller than you then i can be... Just because i portray myself as an innocent flesh eating sweet neverborn princess, doesnt mean im small.... heh....you'll always be a sweet, petite flesh eating neverborn princess to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Lol, *clicks fingers and makes steam into an actual woman* there you go, just felt it odd with you being in me.... *wolf whistles at steam* Well, its an improvement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edonil Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Dude...Path, that sounds like it'd be a blast to be a player in. You probably would manage to even kill a character I designed...which would be a first. I'm not a min/maxer or a power gamer, but I do believe firmly that characters should do what people in RL do- specialize. And, if you specialize in particular ways, and follow through with the character, characters get scary as far as combat goes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamHammer Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 #Squishy, squishy# Nice, I approve of your taste. Err, you can change me back to a man later can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 heh....you'll always be a sweet, petite flesh eating neverborn princess to me! *eats abs whole* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 #Squishy, squishy# Nice, I approve of your taste. Err, you can change me back to a man later can't you? You are talking a few hours later surely...will give you time to....ermmmm.....investigate, exactly how life is for a woman. Oi! stop that rummaging..this is a public forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 #Squishy, squishy# Nice, I approve of your taste. Err, you can change me back to a man later can't you? *giggles* if i want too i can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 *eats abs whole* *travels through hayzels digestive tract in his thankfully impervious armour, sitting back inside the tardis like suit, reading a book and eating green sweets* I'll be back in a few hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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