xxXhayzelXxx Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *clicks fingers and all the piggies float into hatchets basement* There you go hatchet, food for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (grabs a piglet and chucks it at Regnak) Here you go, I'll help you pick up! (starts tossing more of them) betrayal! *Piglet hits him on the forehead* *Jumps behind a Warpig for cover and peaks out tossing more piglets back at Edonil* *Sips on some Gremlin Ale... What? It's for medicinal purposes!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 That'll do pigs! Ladies, put a stop to this sausage fest! :bete:datsueba:ajustice:drew Your 2nd and 3rd choices worry me Mr Hatchet! I prefer my ladies younger... and with heads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *clicks fingers and all the piggies float into hatchets basement* There you go hatchet, food for you What are you doing?! Never feed him after midnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *clicks fingers and all the piggies float into hatchets basement* There you go hatchet, food for you Yay! Bacon wrapped everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Your 2nd and 3rd choices worry me Mr Hatchet! I prefer my ladies younger... and with heads! Age = experience and ... she still has a head. It's just not attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Yay! Bacon wrapped everything! I like to think that was your overall goal anyway?! Am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I like to think that was your overall goal anyway?! Am I wrong? Bacon is my hard counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneWhoFell Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *emerges from the basement, blood and gore on her boots, grinning from ear to ear* Thanks Hatchet! I think you'll find that your RAT problem is worse though *snaps wrist, causing zombie fluids to fly off the blade of her sword* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Age = experience and ... she still has a head. It's just not attached. You've spent way too much time alone in that basement! *Charges Hatchet on a Warpig swinging a piglet with lipstick on over his head* <--- before you say that was the PIGLET... and NOT me with the lipstick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I think you'll find that your RAT problem is worse though Maybe, but my body parts inventory just sky rocketed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *Charges Hatchet on a Warpig swinging a piglet with lipstick on over his head* <--- before you say that was the PIGLET... and NOT me with the lipstick! Say hello to my little friend! :deadrider He stopped by for tea and cake earlier. Good timing, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Say hello to my little friend! :deadrider He stopped by for tea and cake earlier. Good timing, sir! *Slows Warpig to standstill, turns Warpig around* RETREAT! RETREAT!!! (a TACTICAL retreat ) RETREAT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 *Dead Rider spurs his steed and charges after Regnak and his cross-dressing piglets.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPath Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 ~sit drinking fine ales whilst watching the hilarity ensue~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) *Dead Rider spurs his steed and charges after Regnak and his cross-dressing piglets.* :eek: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Heeeeeelllppplp!!!!! *Looks back tossing cross-dressing piglets at the Dead Rider* This is all just a big Misunderstanding! LonelyPath, can't you send in reinforcements to help: :sheep: ? Cross-dressing ones if you have em'?! Edited August 10, 2011 by Regnak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) Vegas is laying odds. *Picks up an old rotary phone, starts dialing ...* He's gaining, Regnak! Pick up the pace! Edited August 11, 2011 by Hatchethead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Vegas is laying odds. *Picks up an old rotary phone, starts dialing ...* He's gaining, Regnak! Pick up the pace! I'm not scared... :eek:.. honest.... ...... *throws a pig with Makeup at the Dead Riders face.... not just an ordinary pig with makeup, This is the Mona Lisa of cross-dressing pigs! (I did the eyeliner myself!)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Jimmy! Yeah, it's Hatch! How's it hangin' ...? Yeah? How's the missus ...? Good ... good! Shutup, listen: I wanna place a bet ... *Seeing the Mona Lisa pig, the Dead Rider's horse rears back, whinnies and bolts. Reaching the edge of the thread, both rider and steed disappear in a puff of acrid smoke.* Um ... *Holds phone at arms length, raising his voice.* Jimmy! I'm losing you! What? Sorry, I'm going through a tunnel and- *Hangs up, rattling the earpiece in the cradle.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Jimmy! Yeah, it's Hatch! How's it hangin' ...? Yeah? How's the missus ...? Good ... good! Shutup, listen: I wanna place a bet ... *Seeing the Mona Lisa pig, the Dead Rider's horse rears back, whinnies and bolts. Reaching the edge of the thread, both rider and steed disappear in a puff of acrid smoke.* Um ... *Holds phone at arms length, raising his voice.* Jimmy! I'm losing you! What? Sorry, I'm going through a tunnel and- *Hangs up, rattling the earpiece in the cradle.* Yaaahooooooo! I didn't doubt myself for a second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Sorry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Sorry: You are forgiven Just remember in future, don't mess with Regnak and his Cross-Dressing piglets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I wasn't apologizing! Get 'im Seamus!! :aseamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regnak Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I wasn't apologizing! Get 'im Seamus!! :aseamus Thats easy.... *Produces an undead cross dressing Piglet covered in makeup and squeezed into a corset... coated in guinness* and throws it over a cliff *Waves byebye to Avatar Seamus who ran after it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchethead Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) Thats easy.... *Produces an undead cross dressing Piglet covered in makeup and squeezed into a corset... coated in guinness* and throws it over a cliff *Waves byebye to Avatar Seamus who ran after it* *Leans carefully over the edge, grimaces.* He'll be fine. Welp! I'm off. This little bit of nonsense has gotten me through the last 45 minutes, chained to my desk. Thanks, Regnak! :bigthumb: Edited August 11, 2011 by Hatchethead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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