EricJ Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I know Keltheos does...it's called "Destroy computers with a touch" and it's really quite inconvenient. not quite sure if I'm venting...making fun of him...or starting a fun topic...probably all 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregdorf Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 my powers only happen at work, if I touch any metal I get a nice static shock. My other is if someone is crazy they will have find me and share their madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoAx Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Actually I have a very unique one. I can take any piece of cable, no matter how straight it is, and turn it into a GIANT mess. At work it has now been referred to as a "Cable Bomb" It will entangle everything in the area and get caught on the smoothest surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isoulle Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Well when I'm really scared I can scream like a little girl. Well, not really. But I love that line from Duckman. (Old cartoon show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I have a hidden superpower. I immediately parse anything I read and pick out the problems with it. Up until recently I always kept it to myself too. I have a similar ability to Kel's as well. If something is going to break it will when I pick it up. A machine could be hanging on by a thread for years untill I try to use it and then BAM pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 the only power i have is the ability that anytime I buy a lottery ticket, its a guaranteed winner ... For someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james sequeira Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Not a super power but I seem to be able to read my surroundings quickly, signs, distances, heights, people and how they are acting ect. Also pretty decent reflexs lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetang22 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I know Keltheos does...it's called "Destroy computers with a touch" and it's really quite inconvenient. not quite sure if I'm venting...making fun of him...or starting a fun topic...probably all 3 Kel just needs to quit looking up obscene amounts of porn on the work computers and it would solve a lot of problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 i have a great ability to upset the wife for seemingly no apparent reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isoulle Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 i have a great ability to upset the wife for seemingly no apparent reason That's a super power all men have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Kel just needs to quit looking up obscene amounts of porn on the work computers and it would solve a lot of problems. Well what else is the Internet for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 To quote Avenue Q "The internet is for PORN! The internet is for PORN! So grab my **** and double click for PORN PORN PORN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 (edited) As Done by Sesame Street [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA]YouTube - The Internet is for Porn - Sesame Street Style![/ame] Edited October 26, 2008 by goblyn13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 My secret superpower is that I have never had the hiccups. So, uh, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebræ Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 My super power is to not catch any sever illness reguardless of where I am and what I do, I eat a half eaten sandwitch ofwhich the co-consumer had the nastiest bug and come out unscathed, however when everyone else is fine I have to come down with somthing trivial once a year. Which is fine in my book, I'll just spend th other 363-364 days of the year strutting around saying "ok I'll be over here having fun not being sick." But seriously I never get sick with anything worse than the common cold and never more than once a year. It's freaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 That's just not fair. My superpower is to fall victim to any germs that just so happen to be floating past. Do you fancy swapping superpowers? Pretty please? You don't know what you're missing if you don't because with my power you get to look like Rudolf the red nosed raindeer several times a year, how cool is that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewartoad Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 My superpower or supercurse is that I'm like Elijah Price from Unbreakable. Since 2000 I've had my left leg run over by a car (sevre muscle damage), a motorcycle accident (same left leg) that, and I quote from the nurse at the hospital "That's the worst case of road rash I've seen in my 12 years working here"! While me and my wife were working in our garden in 2003, she was using a hoe and got it caught on a tree root, she pulled to hard and wacked me in the head causing a deep laceration with 5 stitches. And in 2005 & 2006 I had surgeries on my right knee and ankle from stepping in a chipmunk hole! I guess you can call me "MAJOR BADLUCK"!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Yeah, I tend to have the immune to Germ superpower also...although Casey has the catch them all one...makes for an interesting dynamic around here. In fact we counted, since we met she leads me in colds 9 to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetang22 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm pretty good about avoiding sickness and germs....maybe thats my superpower. I haven't vomited in almost 15 years! This topic reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Elaine starts dating a guy that is homeless and trying to hide the fact. However, she's thinking he's got a wife and thats why he's being so secretive. Jerry suggests that maybe he's being secretive because he's a superhero and doesn't want to give away his alter-ego. Once Jerry finds out about the guy being homeless, he says the guy is 'immune to credit" and that he's called the "Got-no-Green Lantern" such a good show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supervike Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'm pretty good about avoiding sickness and germs....maybe thats my superpower. I haven't vomited in almost 15 years! This topic reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Elaine starts dating a guy that is homeless and trying to hide the fact. However, she's thinking he's got a wife and thats why he's being so secretive. Jerry suggests that maybe he's being secretive because he's a superhero and doesn't want to give away his alter-ego. Once Jerry finds out about the guy being homeless, he says the guy is 'immune to credit" and that he's called the "Got-no-Green Lantern" such a good show! That was a good one....but I thought for sure you'd be reminded of the one where Jerry breaks his 'hasn't thrown up' for years streak. All because of the black and white cookie! Look to the cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetang22 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) Oh yeah, another great. I gotta have a Chocolate Babka! I definitely haven't forgotten about that episode. I just didn't want to bring blatant attention to it to make it look like I was just copying it. (Even though that episode is what made my own record come to my attention) "George, can you believe it?! I'm vomiting on June 14th again!" ***I don't remember if that was the exact date or not. edit - did some research - it was June 29th Edited November 20, 2008 by thetang22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 I can paint 80% of a mini on 2 hours and then take 2 months to finish it! Best power EVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyHorde Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 I can cause small physical objects to completely, utterly and permanently disappear. Well, by 'permanently' I mean the item will avoid any and all attempts at location, detection, divination, scrying, paging, transponder, radar, sonar or homing beacon until one or more of the following conditions are met: (A) the owner of the object gives up all hope of ever finding it, ( the need for the object has diminished to insignificance, © the object has been replaced by a more expensive version that cannot be returned, refunded or exchanged. I've done this to gaming materials, dice, miniatures, books, keys, access cards, hand tools, power tools and small appliances, especially when moving between homes or apartments are involved. If the objects ever reappear, they are usually right out in the open, as if nothing at all had happened. This power spans any distance by phone, e-mail or snail mail, and it works especially well on certain types of clothing. Yes, when your socks disappear in the dryer, that's my fault. Sorry! Oddly enough, I've noticed lately that it also works on forum threads. Watch...this one will fall apart very soon because I have already caused your interest in it to disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 I have a better than average sense of smell. This sadly isn't much of a super power. You rarely hear things like 'smells like a bloodhound' the way you do 'sees like an eagle' or 'hears like a bat'. Probably because the advantage of sniffing out gas leaks and early fires is countered with choking on perfume and BO in public all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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