Nathan Caroland Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Wife sent this to me, I thought some of you ladies would get a tickle out of it. _________________ Installing A Husband Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty1001 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Do and dont's with bairns: http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty1001 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Would you eat your mates if you were stuck in a blizzard? http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/view2/eat_buddies Chances I would eat my mates are 50% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonasD Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 http://watchbritney.com ** MOD EDIT ** Not a prude so I won't remove it, but I'll certainly give fair warning not to open it at work, around children, people you want to think well of you or anything else that might offend or morally upset you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonasD Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Fair enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonherald Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 saw this and just thought cool.. wonder if it will be a viable future for video games.....bit technical but the results are amazing... http://blog.gameshadow.com/?p=171 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderhawkerMinis Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 OMG that may be the coolest thing I have seen this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Death Threat Elmo [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=azXxx4K_NOc]YouTube - Death threat Elmo?[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted February 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 What the heck is that thing saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 "kill james" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtGQgSY9Nn4]YouTube - evolution of dance tribute[/ame] Evolution of Dance, Starring Optimus prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted March 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Hah, that's fun but you have to watch the original to get a real laugh. Inventive fella. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg]YouTube - Evolution of Dance[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 WTH? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=807vebt-mmQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=807vebt-mmQ[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted March 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Okay, that's just ... stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The things people will name their children... (make sure to look in the voting section especially) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted March 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViccm7dk94]YouTube - Warhammer 40k: Space Hulk[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 That was great! I used to love that silly game. (Though the terminator with the heavy flamer is firing bullets instead of flames!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 http://kriswithak.co.uk/ladybird Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted May 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSUX9byu6NY]YouTube - Video Killed the Radio Star by The Wrong Trousers[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted May 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Angora Rabbit ... just a bit ... odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skya Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Man, sheering that thing is just a mercy. I'm amazed it can breath, I doubt it can see, and eating must be really messy for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 If you've ever wondered if Beggin' Strips really taste like bacon, or marveled at some of the other things people call food, Steve is willing to eat it and let you know it's even more disgusting than you thought it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted May 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Crazy fella there - funny as hell though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 This is funny, I don't care who you are.... Okay, so maybe this is insight into my sense of humor but I laughed hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblyn13 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I give the guys props for setting the GI Joes on the dead squirrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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