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  • 3 weeks later...

So, a week long I was away,

enjoying my week long stay

in Rome, the Eternal City,

but missing the forums, pity!

 

Now, I'm getting back in,

reading what you all've been doin'.

Do the Stooges still go on,

or is all our glory gone?

 

The tipsy MasterDisaster,

Absolution, the Off Topic master,

the rhyming PraetorDragoon,

and finally zFiend, the loon'.

 

I look forward to more faction bashing

to even more dumb-play teeth gnashing

and even more Off Topic torrents.

I really missed you, my friends.

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One could think I was away for a year... It certainly felt that way. So, now that the friendly feelings are out of the way, time to show why you all need me!

 

:D

 

One hears all the forum mutter

"ZFiend is nutter

he doesn't know shit

and plays without wit.

 

But he's a filthy Resser

he plays a Faction lesser

Guild will put him in his place

so we'll have some space."

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Great poem Dirial. A bit hostile towards Rezzers but other than that. Solid.

 

Well, yeah. It's not a proper Poem Battle without a diss.

 

Also, I'm buffing up my Wp for the unfortunate moment when the Molly box hits the shelves. It looks amazing.

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So you're thinking of a faction,

What is a boy to do?

Ressers are just plain Filthy,

and they smell of poo,

 

Arcanists just finger Waggle

and try to look all flash,

Neverborn are twisted things,

sucking all your cash.

 

Outcasts don't know who they are,

they really have no clue,

Thunders kick and punch non stop,

to try and impress you.

 

Gremlins, yeah, they are quite cool,

but small and green and squishy,

Choose the Guild my friend,

We really are quite dishy...

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